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>What are the three fastest ways of communication?
>Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman.
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>Duniya mein bewafaon ki kami nahin hai.
>Ab suraj ko hi dekh lo-
>Aata hai Usha ke saath,
>Rehta hai Kiran ke saath,
>Aur jaata hai Sandhya ke saath!
>
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>A mad dog is chasing a sardar. The sardar laughs while running. Know why?
>He says mera to Airtel hai phir bhi Hutch ka network follow kar raha hai.
>
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>A for apple. B for bada apple. C for chota apple. D for dusra apple. E for
>ek aur apple. F for fokat ka apple. G for gol apple. H for ho gaya na pet
>kharab khake itne apple.
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>The positive thinking poem.
>
>Little birdy in the sky,
>You look up and it shits in your eye.
>You don't mind and you don't cry,
>You just thank God that cows don't fly.
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>Sardar Apni Wife Ke Sath Coffee Shop Gaya, hot Coffee order Ki, Coffee Atte
>Hi wife Se Bola Jaldi Jaldi pee. Wife Boli Kyu? Sardar Bola Hot coffe Rs. 5
>and Cold Coffee Rs. 10.00
>
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>
>Sardarji went to party and introduced his family to his friends. I am
>Sardar and this is sardarney, this is my kid and this is my kidney.
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>Sardar 2 Salesman, I Need Pink curtains for my computer. Salesman Sardarji
>Computer Doesnt Need Curtains.
>Sardarji: Oye i have windows installed.
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>What do u call a fat woman waiting?
>
>Moti-vating.
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>Nurse: Sardarji Mubarak Ho Aap Papa Ban Gaye!!
>Sardar: Meri Wife Ko Mat Bolna Main Usse Surprise Dunga!!
>
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>Safed Sari Par Tum Lal Bindi Lagati Ho,
>Khuda Kasam Ambulance Nazar Aati Ho,
>Vo Ghayal Ko Lekar Jati Hai,
>Tum Ghayal Kar Jati Ho!!!
