NEPALESE GOVERNMENT IS OFFERING A FREE TWO WAY TICKET AND A VISA WITH LODGING FOODING AND ALL NECESSARY LOGISTICS TO FIND AND TERMINATE THE TERROIST GROUP THAT KILLED 12 NEPALIS IN IRAQ. ANYBODY WILLING AND WANTING TO COOL OFF THEIR BLOOD AND BRAIN MAY APPLY.

QUALIFICATION: INVOLVED IN 1ST SEPTEMBER INCIDENT OR SUPPORT THE INCIDENTS

REGISTRATION CAN BE DONE AT www. homeministry.gov.np
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NOTE : PLEASE HELP NEPAL TO REGAIN ITS DIGNITY AS A REAL GORKHALIS AS SHOWN BY MANY PEOPLE IN SAJHA

Following the government's announcement as post by ulter440, lots of other enterprises and agencies are joining hand with government's decision on "Mission Terminate Ansar-Alsunnah".

Hulas Motors has already started manufacturing Hummer 2005H2 clone vehicle named as Dumber 2065. Mine proof Dumber has an engine of 350hp@6000rpm loaded with self-denotating Hawkins Pressure Cooker Bomb. Reliable source informs Jagadamba Pipes Pvt. Ltd. ardently working during curfew hours has developed 9 inch socket bomber which can be propelled from the roof on Dumber. "This bomb can cause maximum casualties" says research engineer Mr. Samba. High level defence officer agreed with the statement after using the equipments in unidentified warzone in Nepal. Gokharkali Tyres has promised to provide 10 tyres for each gorkhali to reveal their agitation in the midst of
Iraqi desert. "It would be nice if they sponspor us with Gork90 tyres, because it catches fire fast and lasts long" comments Mr. Amir Pandit, who is willing to join the garrison to Iraq.

It has been learned that delegates from Him Electronics, Gorkha Brewery, Himalayan Snacks, Chaudary Groups, Nepal Oil Corporation, Aqua Mineral Water, Royal Nepal Airlines, Basbari Leather Industries, Golche Kami (Khukuri Maker), and Harisiddhi Brick Factory are willing to sponsor the mission.

Government is expected to come up with next press release regarding the coalition today evening.

don't make joke.....

LMAO symlyn! haha.

This isn't a JOKE Honai Thule, its a satire to those courageous Nepali who had vandalized properties in spontaneous roit in the valley last Wednesday. Just a basic question - Do anyone in that mob has guts to voice against maoist or rnas who kill tens of citizens everyday? Would they fight against those ruthless murders? You can only expect these mob fighting and roiting in their backyard (where they know they won't get penalised for their barbaric acts) in the name of "rastriyata".

ya but they certainly are not going to listen to ur satires on sajha.com so it seems a bit worthless doesnt it?

Sandeshd:
Trust me we have our own "Brave Hearts" too in Sajha; try browsing a few threads from the days of rioting!

Symlyn, have you tried role calling alphabetically? The bravest of your recruit would be Kool (keta) and The Gang; most resourceful would be, MoneyMinded and his hardworking ass( so he self proclaimed)of the Secret Nepalese Society; most confused analysis would be by Confused himself and the bravest of the virulents would be the Marleys of this world who can't differentiate between Nation, Nationality and Religion!!!!!!!!

Down With The Militants! Up with the Brave Hearts of Sajha!!!! With Gorkhalis like these, who needs to trip on dope!

Ulter440... love your message!

Sitara, Its just a real truth which many Nepalese donot realise. Each Day many people are being abducted, killed or tortured and even more brutally killed in the due course of insurgency. Where are these hatred voices against the concerned parties? Why only Ansar Alsunnahs, Why not +++++++?

Thanks sandesd for reminding me that people won't listen what I have to say here at sajha.com I bet atleast you have listen to me.

ya i have and i dont have much to disagree with you.. but it is just that your views will never reach the people that need to change more than anybody else..

oh ashis kalu ram broder.................how is vipasna