The Parallel Universe theory argues a hypothetical universe, which is identical to ours in every way. If that theory is true, somewhere this time, one mediocre writer is having a real hard time trying to write a joke about the Parallel Universe theory. He just gave up.

Unless you have a strepsil handy, don't argue with your echo.

            Never quote a live person’s quote. He can always change it.

            Only an addict enjoys the concept called now. The rest of us, we make plans.