hey guys , siya here ,totally new in sajha ...........i heard this sajha forum frm ma frns n when i heard it it's really so interesting ....hope i'll really enjoy in sajha.........

oh,,, grrr logged out of the thread. How very rudely! I might as well get a new name etc. Might as well get hundred names actually. lau ja..

Flirting Guru ji, the names do somehow ring the bell - not the ones that I want you to tell me though! Hey, you might as well be my cousin for all the reasons in the world.. :))) How about that! :)))) Now my next mission would be to find out the true identity of my flirting guru ji! You've heard that! Oh yes. :)

Now I haven't got a foggiest clue how those ganaune set of sun ko daant can be aphrodisiac to some wimin... me ead is spinnin' innit.. wicked man! :) Are you some kind gold teeth fetish or what? hehehehehe.... :)

Here's to my sun danta, cheers! :))

Me dear man, how awful for you. Most unceremoniously logged out eh? Hee hee,,happened once to me and i knocked some doors but to no avail.
Names ring a bell re? They are rather good friends .And nah, i couldnt be any cousin of yours for although I am of mongolian descent, just to let you know, am not of your clan/tribe/caste.. however u look at it;) Is that good or bad?
And by all means, you may try to find out who i am.... you may just get on the right track..re kya!
As for gold toothed men and the likes....khai no clue , just stuff i overheard mommies whispersing about;) Personally thoug, i like men with a full set of teeth..Colgate ad types ya know? ;)

Glad u are most actively posting...:)

Gone with the wind.....

Welcome on aboard Siya..:) Enjoy the flight!

Correction...meant to type welcome aboard......:) stop ta gareko post bhai halecha...when i look back at my replies I find so many typos..Damn my typos..:D

Good Day Folks.

Me ol flirting guru ji, hajur laai dandawat chhai hai! :) shuva pravaat etc .. Enjoyed the Flirting Course, Module 1, Lesson No 1 (How to deal with C-Kline kattu wearing sods?) :) What's the title of the next leson btw? :) Hope your dreams were quite pleasant and that they passed without the deliberate intrusion of those dreadful sun ko daants you've grown attached to! :) Gold tooth fetish re? Now, come on, why blame on mommies bhaneko guru ji? Admit ke! :) hahahaha..

Okay, I'm trying my level best to put together the zigsaw puzzle that's given my scatter-brain so much grief - the Scarlett Ohara puzzle! The mention of the name alone gives me weird goose-bumps, you know! :) A little bit of sleuthing is what's required but I genuinely think that the end is near! Oh yes, the noose is closing in on this Ohara suspect, still at large causing as ever unimaginable havoc in the hearts of all those poor old 'totering' sods! :) For your info, I've now actively mobilised my squad of loyal sleauths both in and outside of Sajha; they're now firmly in situ and have been instructed to report back to me about any incidents occuring in the vicinity of their suspected locations. On the stroke of 10 pm tonight, a piercing sound of a massive gong reverberated through every nook and cranny of this Sajha land, signalling the launch of Operation Ohara Hunt, leaving in its wake a trail of suspence that appears to have gripped its usual residents-at-large in more ways than one. The clock is ticking by very fast and furiously. The next situational report will be despatched tomorrow midday! :)

Okay, enough chakaap. I've a feeling, you too hail from the Singlish country ho? Come on! No question dodging or parrying is allowed! (Ps: won't pass this info to my sleuthes ke. Sachi ho! :) Good night la guru ji. Me back to work la. Me wan workin till midnite la! me wan see u tomrow la:)

My dear "sad old git" of a Chelaa, the best one so far , hehehe you are pretty good you know.. with the niceties and formalities :) You my dear man, will go far. Probably get a distinction or two too.... I

As for your attempts at uncovering the Real Mccoy, break a leg ,sweetie.Im trying hard not to laugh at your attempts . Your operation sounds most efficient. *trying to keep a straight face* Do keep me updated wud ya??:) Do i really hear some ticktocking...? I wish you only truth .. or tooth for that matter. Confession of the ohara gal,I do have a thing for gold toothed men .. who wouldnt bhanye? When he/she smiles at you ,they literally light up. :D

Land of the Singlish re? Nah,,,,, oho...shayaad you arent aware but their nepali kinda sucks.Dannyboy, hoina ra? Classic example there.. and my pal .. worse . Ma ta afnoh matri bhasaa ma jyadei nai chaakh (:P) linchu ni , lau! Anyway, good to see you posting away to glory.Re kya,,,,,see you when i see you.

gone with the wind,,,,,

1st thing 1st...hello Siya :oD...(now thats done ;oP hehe)....is it safe to type here?

*looks around* hehe..
guess so....so here i go again re kya ;oP hehe...

anyways been in 'johns' thread too much..so guess i type wat is meant for there(well smthings related to the post in that thread ;oP hehe)...i mean if u wanna go hog(hogney in nepai ;oP hehe)...well dun hog everywhere hoina?(i mean if one shits...shit in one place hoina?cos doing it moving around just might splash it back to u ;oP hehe..)

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flippu...if i counted time..dyam!more tension!!!hehe..so dun ask me how much time i take to do ..errr ..'smthings' ;oP hehe....another than that..u cant blame anyone if ur nick flips and flops them hoina?forget how flip flopped work..tara well ur nick did live up to its meaning re kya ;oP hehe..plus i guess it does make ppl who assume too fast(like me :o|) think twice about assuming next time hehe...seriously the nicks!!dyam there was one time...well i thot the person was guy..hey!!wat can i do when a person name is DANIEL!!(with an 'e' behind hehe..duh!!i thot it was a french name or smthing u know..daniele!!sheesh!!i was young ok!!!;oP hehe)but yap...had football in common..and dyam wont type about it cos duh!!scared wont be able to stop..and duh!!dun wanna hog here too much do i ?;oP..no one can shit forever can they?how much they try ;oP hehe...

but..seriously!!!i got cheated!!i mean duh!!!pretty was weird after realisn after mths... someone u 'clicked' with....someone u always thot was a 'bro' not a bro..but u know fren ;o) hehe.....turned out to be from the other gender :o| ..well duh!!kept away from personal and gender talk..just things in common and just seem to have so much in common :o| hehe sacchi bhaney...how do ppl come up with nicks? :o| hehe mine speaks for itseld doesnt it?;oP hehe...
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and sandhurst bro hehe..ur tryn to 'learn' singlish?hah..wat is the world coming to bhaney :o| ;oP hehe...oh well grass do looks greener on the other side re kya ;oP hehe...but have to say..(tho i aint any singlish expert hehe)..ur...
"Good night la guru ji. Me back to work la. Me wan workin till midnite la! me wan see u tomrow la:)"

well u know..u def reached some level of success with that effort of urs re kya hehe..duh!!boody cracked me up!!tho of cos dun really mean ..that crack!!SHEESH!!no one gonna do anything about that crack ok!!!;oP hehe(yap gay thots again hehe ..tho me aint gay hehe..well i do say i aint..tara who knows hoina?duh!;oP hehe)...a bit of grin and stuffs hehe..cos seriously!!well the world is just too weird to make logic out of the things we do hoina?hehe...pretty funny seeing 'this' i guess hehe but oh well...can we blame u..cos yap its the 'wind' hoina?the wind is blowing..where the wind is blowin..where is the wind blowing btw?;oP hehe...anyways..no correcting it..since meself not sure wat is singlish!!have to hear it and after hearing it..sidha can tell they are from that country..or the neighboring country at the most ..yap it does spread..bichara neighbors ;oP hehe...

and as i said in me other post..'la' totally sounds nepali to me hehe..or maybe u were tryn to add some nepali into it ;o)...but well a 'lah' is more an 'accepted' form so hehe...lets see wat u will carry on typing from now hehe...enuf of preachn (for now;oP hehe)

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and yap guess its inevitable..so.. duh!!;oP....

scarlett..dyam!!!

the names u mentioned to sandhurst bro...are freakn me out :o| hehe..well duh!!familiar names ke ;oP hehe...plus just the added knowledge that they were in singapore once upon a time (still are?im assuming most prob not hehe..)...alikiti does freak me out re kya ;oP....u know..if not mero nick would be totally 'meaningless' ;oP hehe..like to keep it meaningful ke hehe...

was kinda fun to see a fren posting here..knowin i know him..and that he didnt know it was me ;oP hehe(oh yah i already told him its me :oD..duh!!hehe no spinnin head from me re kya..give peace and get peace ;o)..well gettn peace im still tryn to do :oS...but then again giving peace is smthing im still tryn to do..and i do try hard on that re kya ;oP sheesh!!irony is that some think i try to spin?:o| wt :o| ABSURD I TELL U!!!!:@ tara ke garney :oS...smtimes u try to do good..but to the other person it might not be the way u wanted it hoina?:oS hehe..)

so where was i?hehe...
so yap..now that one does realise that it might be coming back :o|...u know that sayng..wat goes around,(whoa!!i used me 1st coma!!after ages!!have hope ppl!!hehe cant remember when was the last time i did those commas ;oP hehe..ok enuf of gettn excited ;oP..hope the words outside the brackets 'adds' up hehe..) come around :o| hehe...

so yap...strong legs i have(duh!!thats the last thing me frens will agree with me hehe but sheesh its a bloody metaphor!!yes a dumb one!!but still its a metaphor!!;oP hehe)but yap those names!!!!u mentioned!!!dyam!!!freakn me a bit here!!(a bit is an understatment im sure..or am i just tryn to sound paranoid?tho im cool as a kakra re kya ;oP..oh i just felt meself to feel the temp of meself..think im in the cool reason..not that tato ..tho some would like to beg to differ and say chiso aint cool ..its cold!!duh!!hehe)

wherre was i?:o| hehe...

im assuming that Shuman fren of urs is a venusian(which is a bit better for me..;oP..cos the other Suman who does know me ..dyam just realised there are a lot of sumans i came into contact with ;oP hehe.....well im sure..all fo them dun know about me 'typings' hehe...they better not!:@ if not..oh well later if they are 'silenced' ..cos im sure they will be ..just by seeing the lenght!!;oP hehe...oh well..u know just like to keep me nick meaningful and alik daar lagyo that its not as meaninful as i always thot it was :o( hehe)


and who u sayn..their nepali sucks?sheeesh!!for a while there...thot i was in the 'their' category..but of cos we all know ur wiser than to mean that...with a 'sensitive' person like errr...(no need to mention names hoina?;oP hehe) classic example re!:@ Neu khojeyko ho!:@(there u go?see good nepali words ;oP hehe..)but one thing that does crack me up..i thot i was shit in nepali..but seeing one or two of me frens askin me the meaning of some nepali words..just freakn cracks me up!!wahahaha...i mean who cares i dunno the meaning too!!duh!!hehe but just that they asked me..means they didnt know and well they thot i might know..!!sheesh its the thots that count!!!!wohooooo!!guess me aint that bad after all re kya ;oP...(wt :o| who am i tryn to kid?dyam me!!!cant believe me nepali is that ..urghh unmentionable :oS..but that applies for english too hehe..duh!!!who cares!!its all about communication!!and as its happening...i mean can one understand another person 100%?no way ever hoina?so yap..even if i had flawless nepali or english..as tho that make a diff..maybe it would :o| but urghh..if only alikiti ramro bhoyeko bha :oS hehe..ok enuf of "if" ...there must be some good 'reason' why me didnt improve..tho im sure i had more chances to improve... than anyone knows ;oP hehe..laziness shud never be an excuse hoina?;oP hehe....we are wat we are..tomorrow wat we be?now thats smthing time will tell ;o) hehe...
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ok...now i really better be gone!!hah!!sheeesh ppl!!dun talk about anything that might be 'related' to me life..past present or future!!!!!!!!hehehe....dyam!!and to think still have so much thots..but oh well..bloody hell when will they ever invent the 'thots' reader/saver!!so that i can just u know do nothing and let me thots be thots and not put into words ;oP hehe...and just well anyone who wanna see it..can see it using the 'thots' that has been read hoina?And nope!!!i had this thot of 'thots' reader even before!!!harry potter!!!(harry potter mah they save ur memory hoina?hehe)sheesh!!i know u all did think about it too!!so sheesh give me the benefit of the doubt will u!!!;oP hehe

and oh....just read some other few post...saw there had been new updates while i was freely writing here hehe..and if i start there..no idea when i can stop :o| hehe...so sheesh ppl dun read between lines!!tho hah!kinda had a feeln some(one) will ;oP hehe....oh well..not like i put those btween the lines for everyone to read re kya ;oP.....or did i?hehe

well some ppl do say i have too big cheeks :o| tho mirror tells me smthing else :o| ...they aint cheeks :o| looks like some arse!!huge ones re kya wahaha ;oP hehe..ok ok gettn lame hehe...so ppl!!if u read btween the lines!!sheesh!!can i stop u?all i can say is...errr...good luck!!;oP hehe...

and about the doc..thot it was too trivial to mention..but dunno why feel like talkin about it hehe...duh!!;oP hehe...it was just a plain old..same headaches problem :oD..i aint a doc..but the doc told me its nothin...panadol shud be fine :oD..but when those migranes comes..dyam!anyways the worst ones were ages ago ..but better to be safe than sorry hoina ;oP hehe...guess its the stress and a bit of lack of sleep and other other inputs(that i cant think of...well some i can think of..tara if i type about those thots..when will i stop bhaney :o| hehe)..but today...right now..well hehe...dyam!!hate feeln too hyper!!esp without mocha!!!!later...all of sudden...before one realises...all energy seem to be gone :o(..yap its all about controllin and findin the balance..but hah..find it?dyam dun we dream too much?(im talkn about me ..in case some are offended re kya ;oP hehe..sheesh irony aint it?being frenly might offend?;oP hehe..not offend..more like irritate ;oP hehe..)
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la ta ...everyone have a good day..cos hehe me for no reason most of the time seems to feel good :o| ...pretty scary hehe...thats why i wish everyone the same re kya wahahaha..and u all thot i had 'good' intentions?duh!!;oP hehe...and yap i know some caring ppl out there(dun mind me... hate to name names ke..in case evul eyes lookn re kya ;oP ..duh!!!i shud write a book of reasons!!!not a book!!an encyclopedia!!hah ;oP hehe..)..cheers for the caring ppl ;o)...dun mind me not mention names ..if i did mention one..then there are so many others that pops to me mind :o| and hehe alik u know..esp doing it 'late' feels more!!sheesh!!enuf of explainin!!;oP hehe..as tho i can explain ;oP hehe...

and hah!!...i think i post one more of me opinion before i go!!dyam ppl!!dun give me 'materials' that makes me just wanna type me opinions!!!!!hehe and dyam this time i think i can keep it less than 5 lines..yes hope for me ppl!!!one day i make it ..just u wait and see ;o)..if u grow old old waiting..then err....sheesh i didnt say glue ur arse there!!!u read that between the lines urself!!!!dun blame me!:@ ;oP hehe...

and siya...errr..ppl hog here a lot..dun mind them ;oP hehe...feel already 'old' now?hehe...



good day :oD...and dyam that salla!!already had lunch re!:@ not that im hungry anyways hehe....have a good one..esp if u have a long day ;o)...

and yap as always dun mind me length hehe..i do control :o| i do try hard!!!:o| tho of cos i guess dun try hard enuf :o( it shudnt be that hard hoina?for u !!!duh!!!for me :o( oh well let me be me..watever me be :o( ;oP hehe

*gone*

Still putting together the jigsaw puzzle bits.. boy did this Ohara one turn out one mighty puzzle! :) Love gold thoothed men re? I mean, how many times do I have to tell you that I ain't those teeth. For chrissake... I min, were do I go to de dentist to dislodg de shiny lookin set of me daants.. will hurt inni? I min, I ain't in de mood to somtin as utrageous as dat.. I min, I ain't wan no body callin' me thote buda.. innit?? :)))) My wee cockney burr! :)

Okay, you're not Singlish.. point taken. Their Nepali sucks eh! I know, I know me Flirting Guru ji, but yours isn't good either! :))) Your grasp of teh Maatri Bhas(h)aa is for want of a better word, crap! Innit? :)

No, I don't want you to go with the wind. This time round! :)

Really laughing in here..will be checking on ya. You never did say if Shuman is indeed a cousin of yours.. she being rai and all?;) A venusian in answer to dannyboy.
Please keep your teeth, my fetish for gold teeth, i have long outgrown. Tha art a cheeky monkey!
Had a good lunch ,Chelaa jiu? And hey, my nepali grammar sucks only cos i dint pay much attention in class. Always so much to do.Some book to be devoured, some gossip to be shared. some giggles to be giggled usually at some boy or another... u know them drill.
See ya soldier, keep marching.. who knows you might just stumble into the right path...U now sorta remind me of those blokes in Tintin.. the sluths remember? Albeit hopeless ones.:P Smith and smith hola.

Gone with the wind...

Me cute flirting guru ji, yeo sad ol git chelaa is in attendance. He's had a lunch... How about you me F.. guru ji?

Have got nothing to say to your grasp of the Nepali language.. I mean, what on earth were you doing in all of those Nepali classes? I know, giving flirting lessons to the sad ol smitten gits with gaping mouths full of sliva, dripping down their chiudo... Tell me if I am wrong! :)

Marching is what I do best, guru ji.. you've not seen my marching half as much. Yeah, will be marching down the right path - path to the Ohara land!

Okay,, wait-a-min, missy, cos dis bugger of urs as got sommink sersly to atten to... toilet break for relief,, de tummy region and below are bursting to de seams if u know waa I min... adieu for now..

PS: Hey, i know one Suman but he ain't a singlish walla. More names.. maybe you might strike it lucky...

Forgot to say : Suman is my cousin...

Suman is NOT my cousin.. bhaneko.. what's happening to dis fingerss... thu thu.

My guru ji will say sommink or i break dis bloodee keyboad.... grrr :)

1, 2, 3, 4,.. 5...

Lol...thats *laugh out loud * for me sad old git of a Chelaa. I was watching this marvellous movie,Depp ko nai. Love that guy..Charlie and the Choc factory based on a book byRoald Dahl,,, my all time fav writer , i could read him today and still appreciate his humour.. all puns intended .
Wats "F" guruji by the way? Enlighten me wud ya?;)
Flirting lessons re? No way... was a wide eyed innocent babe ni .. lau! :D

Shuman rai.. is a cutiepie just for your info...

Gone with the wind..

heheheh.... oh, sorry F as in Flirting... not the other! :) Depp nai ho feri? Hare where's that chap called Darcy gone?

Oh, seen a few films with Depp in them. Hereunder:

Who's eating gilbert vine or something. With the Decaprio - he's fantastic.

Chocolate (with the delectable Juliet Binoche)

Whatisname - the pirate one pirate of the carribean or something. Cracking. Plays captain whatever gurerrilla or something. Very funny too.

Oh for your info, I read elsewhere that Johny Depp is playing in a new film called The Diving Bell and the Butterfly. Read the book first hai before watching the film. The book and its prose will touch you to the core - such a captivating read. It's an autobiography by a French journalist/writer - written after he had a stroke and was paralysed from head to toe. None of his limbs would work except his left eyelid which he could blink - his only form of communication. Someone would sit down by him whom he would dictate his mentally composed sentences, letter by letter by blinking his eyelid. The dictatee would utter the alphbets slowly, and he would blink his eyelid at the desired letter. That's how it worked, and you can imagin just how painstakingly slow and tedious the whole process would have been. What an extraordinary feat, don't you agree? I did watch the documentary as well but reading the book moved me genuinely. I was close to tears - not may books have that power. Beautiful. All very worth a try. Jean Dominique Bauby who 'wrote' the book, lived just long enough to see his memoir published in the spring of 1997; he died only days after the publication.

Yeah, back to my old antics eh! Got carried away.

:)) Whos eating gilbert vine re?@@ Hassayoh,.. Whats eating gilbert grape ho ni... and ofcourse they are both of them brilliant in it. Chocolat , read the book skipped the movie. Binoche does lil for me, for your kind info. Read an excerpt of the book you mentioned... havent gotten round to actually read the book though.Johhny in it huh? Wowie.... it will probably be one of those movies which are painfully beautiful. Will get me hands on that one since its been so highly recommended. Awhh,,, you were close to tears re? SNAG! Sensitive new age guy! The best of the lot , they are too. As for me,I cry at a drop of a hat. Even Disney's Beauty and the beast does it for me .. each time without fail.As they say, u just need to turn on the faucet,,,tyes pachi ta.. waterfall.Innit time for you to knock off? Have a great day..whatever remains of it that is..:)

Gone with the wind..

Good lady,

I shall take leave of you, for I do have prior engagements scheduled for the evening. I hasten to add that I've been rather blessed with your most gracious replies which have doubtless kept me tethered safely to the side of the boiling 'pottering' pot! Here's one If I may:

"Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow"

:) Okay I have got to shoot off. Have got a boxing match to go and attend, then followed by a mini party in the mess. I will see you tomorrow. The same goes for Anon if you're reading this post. Cheery-chirpy mood, I am in today! :) Doesn't happen often!

hehehe sandhurst bro..have a good one there in the mess and all ;o)...

dun stop chirping re kya...even when the birds start to give u those eyes ;oP hehe...and well..me..kinda am 'around' well most of the time i am ;oP..tara u know...like to stick with me name ;oP hehe..well just cudnt stop comin now..cos well since u called ;oP...and well since u did seem to 'elaborate' that today was kinda a better day ;o)...so yap just came to say..dun stop blasting ur keyboard ;oP hehe...

la ta me too call it a night..more like a morn ;oP..nothing much goin into me head..well have to blame someone who started that thread wahaha ;oP...anyways..have a good one there..i catch u around whenever that maybe :oD..and nah it aint a triangle so dun even wait for a triangle to form ;oP...some ppl are just circles and will just go around in circles ke ..do we need to mention names?;oP hehe..might roll pass u once in a while..tara well ...dun wait hai ;oP...hehe...

and really do hope wat u said in ur last line aint really true :oD...the part about .."doesnt happen often" as they say its all in the mind ;o)..and ur mind is ur own ;o)...make the best of the situation hoina?carpe diem mate ;o)...hehehe...

so before this thread goes out of 'topic' ...well anyone whos reading...hi from me ..:oD..nope..no hello!!!sheesh!!!im not a hello kinda person!:@ ;oP hehe....

and sandhurst bro..catch u around :oD...i be watchn ;oP hehe..i prefer reading if u ask me :oD...seriously!!!!!yes!!im being serious here!!!hehe...

anyways...

good day :oD...and cheers for sharing :oD...
(think someone already left for the mess..dyam!!i shud learn to type shorter!!and faster!:@ ..jahiley late!:@ ;oP hehe..)

Nitey nite to ye and ye and ye....Re kya. I shall be off for now too.Kept me very much entertained ,Chelaa jiu. :)
Till another day comes...

Gone with the wind...

hiya bk dannoyboy,missed ya today.See ya round too. :)
Work hard, keep healthy though.

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