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Metrosexuals Get More Chicks- Official

US scientists who used marker pens to colour the chests of submissive barn owls the same colour as dominant birds, have discovered that the cosmetically enhanced birds went on to develop significantly higher testosterone levels and have much more sex more than their unpainted peers.

Within one week, made up owls became significantly more attractive to females, the biologists from Arizona State University revealed, prompting one to declare it’s the 'clothes make the man',

"Other females might be looking at them as being a little more sexy,” Arizona Uni biologist professor Kevin McGraw suggested, “And the birds might be feeling better about themselves in response to that," he remarked.

The study was published just as lifestyle guidebook ‘The Retrosexual Manual: How to Be a Real Man’ honed in on testosterone levels for attracting mates, advising  ‘remember; you have a number of qualities, almost all deriving from your testosterone, which women can't help but admire’.

“Women like to talk, bless them. So don't try to stop her getting her feelings off her chest, however daft they might be,” the Guide also recommended, “There's no need to actually listen, however. Nor does she expect, or even want you to express an opinion of your own. A nod of the head, roughly every 90 seconds, combined with a concerned frown, or a cheery laugh, where appropriate, is perfectly sufficient,” it advised.

In scarier news for testosterone soaked types, the Times published a definitive guide to male pattern baldness treatment, with grim tidings for the follically challenged.

“In 1995 researchers at Duke University, North Carolina, confirmed that castration was effective – indeed, it appeared the only permanent solution to male hair loss,” said the Times, “This raised the question: which part of themselves would most men rather hold on to? The researchers concluded that “while castration may be a cure, it is not commercially viable”,’ the paper added.
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Sexual Desire’s Fat Threat

Men who touch bras or watch girls in bikinis tend to seek immediate gratification, a new study has revealed, including making decisions about chocolates and money.

"It seems that sexual appetite causes a greater urgency to consume anything rewarding," study author Bram Van den Bergh told the Journal of Consumer Research, “After they touched a bra, men are more likely to be content with a smaller immediate monetary reward,” he said.

The Belgium researcher speculated that sexual desire brings a ‘shift in time preference’ in men’s brain processes, programming them to become impatient rather than considering long-term consequences.

"Prior exposure to sexy stimuli may influence the choice between chocolate cake or fruit for dessert,” he added. (Escience.com)

The study emerged as the former ‘world’s fattest man’ Manuel Uribe, announced that he plans to get married after losing 40 stones (560 lbs/ 256kgs) some two years after he started dating hairdresser Claudia Solis.

Mr Uribe, 42, who reportedly ballooned to 90 stone after he moved to the States from Mexico in 1988 and started eating junk food, said he’s confident he’ll be able to walk down the isle, despite not having stood on his own two feet for two years.

"We are a couple,” he said, “We have sex, and in the eyes of God we are already married." (Daily Telegraph)

In more sex/ body conscious news, sex change construction boss Holli Shelley chatted about the castration operation she performed on herself following instructions on the internet, and said 12 months on she remains delighted with the results of her DIY surgery.

"The castration was absolute agony. It took six or seven minutes - but I did it well. I always say if you do a job you have to do it properly," Holli (previously known as Howard) told her local newspaper Milton Keynes Citizen.

“I am so much happier now and I have no regrets at all about what I did,” she added. (Contract Journal news)



 

BCoffee,

Your article on the metrosexuals reminded me of what we had to study in our Evolutionary Psych class. Male birds who were given longer tail (by gluing additional tail feather) or who were adorned in some way or the other attracted more females. The explanation was that females are attracted to males with more qualities. Longer tail feather meant swift flight. These male birds were more attractive becuase there was a high chance of passing these genes to their offsprings. More adaptive/attractive characteristic means the offsprings would ALSO get more mates, hence the continuation of the species! Interesting stuff. I think the same theory can be derived for humans! (?)

"Women like to talk, bless them. So don't try to stop her getting her feelings off her chest, however daft they might be... Nor does she expect, or even want you to express an opinion of your own." -- HOW TRUE! lol. An advice to men... !! :D

Catholic Karma Sutra Sex Tips

Orgasms are like going to heaven, according to a new online sex guide launched by celibate Polish priest Father Ksawery Knotz.

The Sun newspaper said the website (www.szansaspotkania.net), urges husbands to put in ‘extra effort’ into love-making and to take care ‘that women experience pleasure', claiming it’s become known as the ‘Catholic Karma Sutra’, just as Forbes magazine put the knife into abstinence, branding it at best ‘harmless when practiced in moderation’.

The business bible cited a 1997 ‘highly credible’ survey by Queens University which said that ‘men who reported the highest frequency of orgasm enjoyed a death rate half that of the laggards’ and interviewed urologist Dr. J. Francois Eid about the importance of tackling ‘lethargic members’.

"It could be a first sign of hypertension or diabetes or increased cholesterol levels," said Ed, “It's a red flag that you should see your doctor."

In more male sex news, a new study of women’s secret sexual tastes revealed that James Bond style bad boys have far more sexual conquests than sensitive nerdy types because women basically fancy them more.

Study author Dr Jonason suggested the popularity of the winner men (dubbed ‘self-obsessed, lying psychopaths’ by the Independent and ‘narcissistic, psychopathic and Machiavellian’ in Metro’) can be explained through evolution, since their ‘shotgun’ short term approach to love meant more babies.

"The strategy seems to have worked," Dr Jonason told New Scientist Magazine. "We still have these traits,” he pointed out.

Meanwhile in America, Details magazine reported on the growing phenomenon of men getting their legs surgically stretched, presumably in order to be taller to  enhance their pulling potential. The New York magazine said 4,000 men have so far had the gruesomely painful cosmetic procedure, which involves doctors sawing through each thigh bone and implanting a rod which extends one millimeter a day for ten weeks.

“Some are very genuine," top leg surgeon Dr. Dror Paley said of the increasing numbers of shorter men enquiring about the procedure, "And others are complete nutcases,” he added. (Details)

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One In Two Women Regret One Night Stands

British scientists who studied the emotional states of men and women after casual sex suggested this week that evolution has made women averse to one night stands, making them value quality over quantity (Metro, UK)

Professor Anne Campbell of Durham University said women would feel happier after casual sex if it was advantageous in evolutionary terms, after a study of 1,743 men and women who’d had one night stands showed that 80% of men felt great afterwards compared to 54% of women (the others reportedly felt ‘used’ and ‘regretful’).

The details emerged as politicians in Ecuador rejected a proposal by Maria Soledad Vela that women should have a legal right to sexual pleasure, with women being allowed to sue their husbands if they fail to perform.

"I think even if my proposal generated laughs and ridicule some parts of society are rethinking what really is a healthy sexual relationship and sexual pleasure,” Mrs Vela told the National Post, after her bill was discarded.

Back in the UK, the Daily Mail reported on another sex study which revealed that two out of three women in clubs agreed to dance with a man after he touched her arm briefly when making his request, reducing to one in three when the same man kept his hands to himself.

“When it comes to catching a woman's eye, little beats a winning smile and a touch on the arm,” the Mail suggested, “Research shows something as simple as a gentle brush of a woman's arm can boost a man's chances in love.”

The Mail’s story appeared as US newspaper the Faye Observer, reported on the scary case of former Special Forces soldier Ken Russ who appeared in court recently testifying against Rebecca Dawson 26 after she was charged with partially castrating him with her bare hands at a drunken Xmas party in December 2006. Ms Dawson Ms Dawson was this week given a new trial date after jurors failed to agree on his story that she sunk her nails into his scrotum after he refused to drive her home, or hers that he attacked her after she rejected a threesome with Russ and his girlfriend.

Ms Dawson also faces additional charges of assaulting one of the police officers who arrested her and kicking in the window of their car as they dragged her away.

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What's the Best Way to Dispel Feelings of Doubt?
There are always two sides to us (at least), working together, sometimes in harmony, often in conflict and more noticeably when we're faced with an external challenge.

On the one side you have the frightened child who wants to hide under the covers and make the big bad world go away. On the other you have the courageous superhero who wants to go out and save (or conquer) the world.

So when beset by self-doubt you have the option of addressing the frightened child within and lovingly, firmly assuring it you have its best interests at heart and will take care of it fully, and then, putting your weight behind the superhero aspect, to override whatever quaking in your boots the frightened inner child is making happen and stride towards your goal regardless.

In other words, doubt and courage can coexist quite comfortably providing you determine to strike a balance comprising at least a 51% preponderance of the latter.”

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