Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy, "Will you marry me?" The guy said,"No" and the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, drank martinis with friends, always had a clean house, never had to cook, had a closet full of shoes and handbags, stayed skinny, and was never farted on.
The End

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Is that your girlfriend's and your story?

Thanks for sharing though!

RSVP .. a good one ... now see that's what i am talkin about ... a last laugh ...ha ha ..

Downtown_dude, do you mean, you always save for "THE ULTIMATE LAST LAUGH"?

How do you like those apples, then? The cartoons are not even a bit funnier than the story itself!

RSVP,
No its yo Mommy and Daddy trin' to hit it. But yo lazy ass daddy don't seem interested in your own mommy. MAMAFU@KER THINKS HE"S A COMEDIAN.

Nice post, very funny! Keep going!

Arssh-Man, you sound fast and furious.

It was just a guess, not necessarily the real story. It may be or may be not! But now it seems like it is your EX's story. LMCO (C=A)!

Easy and Chilax..... Enjoy the jokes....!!!

I sound fast and furious ? Wasn't that some B movie that tanked ?
Just a guess ? he he Yeah me too, thought yer daddy loved yo mommy. But I guess not, thats prolly why yo momma makes sure yo daddy sees the CRACK OF DAWN EVERY MORNING. Like the joke ?