Happy friday everyone and have a wonderful weekend !!!

God created the donkey
and said to him.
"You will be a donkey. You will work un-tiring from sunrise to sunset
carrying burdens on your back. You will eat grass,
you will have no intelligence and you will live 50 years."
The donkey answered:
"I will be a donkey, but to live 50 years is much. Give me only 20 years"
God granted his wish.
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!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

God created the dog
and said to him:
"You will guard the house of man. You will be his best Friend.
You will eat the scraps that he gives you and you will live 30 years.
You will be a dog. "
The dog answered:
"Sir, to live 30 years is too much, give me only 15 years.
" God granted his wish.
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God created the monkey

and said to him:
"You will be a monkey. You will swing from branch to branch doing tricks.
You will be amusing and you will live
20 years. "
The monkey answered:
"To live 20 years is too much, give me only 10 years."
God granted his wish.
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Finally God created man ...
and said to him:
"You will be man, the only rational creature on the face of the earth.
You will use your intelligence to become master over all the animals.
You will dominate the world and you will live 20 years."

Man responded:
"Sir, I will be a man but to live only
20 years is very little,
give me the 30 years that the donkey refused,
the 15 years that the dog did not want and
the 10 years the monkey refused.
" God granted man's wish
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And since then, man lives
20 years as a man ,

marries and spends
30 years like a donkey,
working and carrying all the burdens on his back.

Then when his children are grown,
he lives 15 years like a dog taking care of the house
and eating whatever is given to him,

so that when he is old,
he can retire and live 10 years like a monkey,
going from house to house and from one son or
daughter to another doing tricks to amuse his grandchildren.

That's Life.

Just copied and pasted :).. Hope you liked it though...

yup. thats life !

sndy di,
how goes? hehehehe.....
tyo joke maile sunya ho...now u know why i am in dogged phase :P

here is a joke from TX. :P

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A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling.

"Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!?!?" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post.

He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

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LooTe

Sndy

I don't know where you copied this logic from ? Lootee claimed that he told it already but unfortunetly i never read it before....Even it looks like a joke but i consider it as a very true fact for human kind.........

Today is friday and guess what i don't have work .....yupeeeeeeee.....

Have great weekend

Loote bhai, that was funny :)

rak, A lady forwarded it to me and I found it nice so wanted to share with you all..
Have a nice weekend hai..

This is walgreens :D

hell yeah only 21 more days till my birthday lol
yeah happy friday
peace

Most of you might have already read the shayaris below more than a couple of times, but they still very much fun!! I keep getting forwarded these atleast once in every couple of months :p enjoy!

Happy friday!!

Arz kiya hai.....

Jo muddat se hota aaya hai,
woh repeat kar doonga...
Tu naa mili to apni zindagi
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga...

* * * * * * *
Shayad mere pyar ko
taste karna bhool gaye...
Dil sey aisa cut kiya
ke paste karna bhool gaye...

* * * * * *
Laakhon honge nigaah mein
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo...

Mere pyaar ke icon pe
kabhi to double-click karo...

* * * * * * *
Roz subha hum karte hain
pyar se unhe good morning...
Woh aise ghoor ke dekte hain
jaise 0 errors aur 5 warning...

* * * * * * * *
Kal jab mile thhe
to dil mein hua ek sound.
Aur aaj mile to kehte hain
your file not found!

* * * * * * * *
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke
I dont like your face.
Par dil ke storage mein
no more disk space.

* * * * * * * *

Ghar se jab tum nikale
pehen ke reshmi gown.
Jaane kitne dilon ka
ho gaya server down.


* * * * * * * *
Jabse meri zindagi mein,
aayi hai ik female.
Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh
kya mailbox, kya e-mail.

* * * * * * *
Dil se ek ishq ki
application create kar raha hoon.
Pyaar se debug karna
mein wait kar raha hoon.

* * * * * * * *
Nazar mein to kai hain
aur shaayad lonely hain,
Problem yehi hai ki voh
ab read only hain.

* * * * * * *
Tumhaare intezaar mein
neend aayee so gaya.
Yeh dekho mera connection
time out ho gaya.

If u hide, i'll seek 4 u. If u r lost, i'll search 4 u. If u'll

leave,i'll wait 4 u. If days take u away 4m me, i'll fight 4 u. But,

if u stop sending msgs, i'll kill you.

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I saw something in a shop window. It was stunning, cute, simply

adorable. I was supposed 2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my

reflection.

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Can u pronounce good english:- read along woof, roof, loof,

shoof,shoof, woof, loof, roof, poof, woof woof, hoof, woof, roof,

shoof. Test results: U r a good dog. Now stop barking.

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Once god came up 2 me & granted me a wish. I asked 4 "world

peace". That's impossible, he said. Then I asked him 2 give u

brains. He said "Let me try world peace"

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Shah Jahan Ne Taj Mahal Ki Har Deewar Ko Dekha, Har Meenar Ko

Dekha, Har Kaleen Ko Dekha, Har Khidki Se Dekha... Aur Bola... Maa

Kasam, Bahut >Kharcha Ho Gaya !!!

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Falling in love is a sweet ambition, finding true love is a life time

mission.. Take my word, follow the Nepalese tradition & marry ur

dad's ugly decision

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Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,

You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don't Be, it was sent to me,

I just wanted you to read it.

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From Mon to Sun, From Jan To Dec, From birth till my death, my

feelings 4 u have never changed. For me, you've always

been........... a headache !

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1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME laughing, U & ME

crying, U & ME >dreaming, U & ME holding on, U & ME... just U & ME

sitting in a MENTAL >HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

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I cannot hide this from u any more. I don't want 2 hurt u and I feel

it's best if I tell u, before you hear it from someone else

............. Potato Prices Have Gone Up !

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Could u fax me ur photo very very urgently ? Mind u - it's really

very very urgent, damn serious and very imp ..... I'm playing cards

and we've misplaced the JOKER.

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Maine puchha chand se "dekha hai kahin mere yaar sa hasin", chand

ne kaha "saale itni upar se dikhta hai kya".

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If u save this msg, it means I'm cute. If u edit this, I'm still

cute. If u fwd this, u r spreading that i'm cute & if u erase this,

u r jealous of me coz i'm cute!

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Good morning...Have u done two of the most important things when

you wake up today? 1)Pray, so that u may live... 2)Take a bath-so

that others may live too!

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Zindagi mein tum bahut aage jaaoge, kyonki jahan bhi tum jaooge,

sab kahenge, chal be chal aage chal.

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I mixed RUM in water and got drunk. I mixed BRANDY in water and got

drunk. I mixed WHISKY in water and got drunk again. Now I have

decided never to drink water again !!!

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Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness,

you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank

you so much PHILIPS TUBELIGHT

:)

I still remember reading the story SSNY wrote above in grade 8, 9 or 10 Mahendra mala book.

koi ladki hame na chahe koi gam nahin
koi ladki hame na chahe koi gam nahin
badnasib to woh ladki hai jiske nasib me ham nahin.

wah wah..subhanalla...(or whatever it is called)

ulfat ke paimane me eh husn tera furkat se sarmana
ulfat ke paimane me eh husn tera furkat se sarmana
agar teri ga**d mein dum hai to ye line mujhe bhi samjhana.