Sajha pani aajkaal Pashupati jastai bha cha..Tirthalu bhanda bainshaluharukai ghwincho badhi. Nothing wrong with this but I prefered to stay quiet when I fully realize that my brain is dysfunctional. It needs serious tune-up. Any cheap Latino mechanic out here?? I could not even grasp the simple fact that 50% of our fellow nepali citizens reside in Terai region. Can anybody please tell me since when did we impose ban on importing condoms in that region?? Whatta Mess!! South part is so overwhelmed with the population growth
while people are waiting to have second child in rest of the part of the country. "Pailo school jaala ra dosro pawun bhanya..maoshit lay school kholnay kailey kailey! ", the disgruntled voice complains from the west side.

And, have you heard about this guy who has been meditating in 'Char-Koshey-Jhadi' to get the ultimate light ? Ofcourse, it is great news to have second Buddha handy especially in this troubled era. But, authorities are already suspecting. Aba tapasya garda ni Gun liyera basnu parney bho. Hope it fires automatically incase of any trouble like it did in royal massacre but I doubt it does coz I do not understand anything these days. My six year old nephew asked me to bring some Hyaari Potter books home as soon as my immigration status is fixed. I asked him why 'Harry potter'? why not 'Poonte & bayar'? "Those were the long gone days but 'Poonte & beer' would be nice", he toppled my curiosity immediately. He said he wanted to be fancy with hyarri potter book. Everybody wants to be fancy these days. Nepal invites China to be the next member in SAARC coz such invitation looks fancy. Burger king started serving halal food because it looks fancy among muslim community. BTW, I never understood these halal deals. "Swiss cheese can be halal but American chesse!!! naaahh..I don't prefer this to be halal", one of my Pakistani roommate explained when I was in college. According to him, Halal is one of the brand name just like Nike. If it says halal, it is halal. No questions asked. The bullet can be holy and the violence can be justified if it is being fired from halal gun. Being a hindu guy with some signs of dysfunctional brain, I really had hard time understanding that simple halal logic.

I am dysfunctional, my guys are gone abroad to restore democarcy and my country is in deep shi***. I weep but I can not go home because once I go, I can not return. The maximun I can do is...just make a crappy google video and globalize my feelling. But, I am happy coz others are helping in my abscence. Some say food and shelter on them. China says..warheads on me.... so is US. Even Sir Elton john goes..gays and lesbians on me. Sometimes, I think I better stay here coz I have insane in the main brian. Red Hot Chilli Pepper rocks man!!!

Jira Guru, good to see you once again with your cynical spice which we have been missing it for long time. Hope u see u jumping with your fingers in keyboard with ballastic words which can wipe out all the dysfunctional mind. I wish i can start shooting like AK 47 from my heart to clean out the entire pain of my nepal. Jira guru,..wish u all the best for your quest to main brian.....
as they say...nowdays...u dont say lord rama lord ram to bull who is going to jump from cliff....u rather wait down with BBQ fire for fresh red steak

same here MM< cool as cucmber

jai hos....

Typing galat cha....sachayera padnu hola...
MMinded agya garnu huncha...hey ...restone guru

परिवार नियोजन भयो जस्तो छ पश्चिम तिर
अब पहिलो स्कूल जाला र दोस्रो पाम्ला भनेर कुर्ने हो भने त केही दशक नै कुर्नु पर्ला।
नेपालको ५०% मदिसे छन् रे भन्ने त मैले पनि त्यै भिडियो हेरेसी था पाको हो,
खै अब होला बुद्दिजीवीहरूले भनेसी।

"while people are waiting to have second child in rest of the part of the country. "Pailo school jaala ra dosro pawun bhanya..maoshit lay school kholnay kailey kailey! ", the disgruntled voice complains from the west side"

Hahaha..Jirale hancha..

TImi khurukka yesatai yestai kura yestai dysfuntional brain bata nikalera, testai Dysfunctional brian bhako publisherlai kina didaainau...chapera sabailai yestai dysfunctional banai de ta ramri hunthyo...Ki tyo pani Fancy Goal bhitra parcha..

Why do I feel this post was mostly directed at Mr. Parmendra Bhagat.

May be 'Cuz you are related to Mr. Bhagat, or you Love Mr Bhatgat. you do other stuff with Mr, Bhagat, or You owe Mr. Bhagat. Or you are a nate dar of Mr bhagat, or

OR, YOU YOURSELF ARE MFr. BHAGAT

LOL, that qs was directed at the jira. Anyways, no I don't know Mr. Bagat except what I read of his occasional political burst in sajha.

Nice one Jira. Sarcasm at its best, it can get. HEHHE.

Red Hot Chilli Peppers really Rocks!!!

HEHHEH

peace out

Have you heard 'insane in the membrane' by cypress hill?

Deep le ta maya mari halyo. Jira le maya mareko chaina rahecha. Bela bela ma yasto ganthan Jira ko bata sunna pauda aananda lagcha.

Jira, which brain is which? Main brain versus side brain?!

Loved your analogy of Pashupati! :)

Who you tryin to get crazy with ese ?
Don?t you know I?m loco ?

To da one on da flamboyant tip
I?ll just toss that ham in the fryin pan
like spam, get done when I come and slam
Damn, I feel like the Son of Sam
Don?t make me wreck shit, hectic
Next get the chair got me goin like General Electric
Annnd, the lights are blinkin I?m thinkin
It?s all over when I go out drinkin
Ohh, makin my mind slow
That?s why I don?t f*ck with the big four-oh
Bro, I got ta? maintain
Cause a n*gga like me is goin insane

Chorus
Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain !
Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain !
Insane in da membrane.. crazy insane, got no brain !
Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain !

Sen Dog -
Do my s*it undercover now it?s time for the blubba
blabber, to watch that belly get fatter
Fat boy on a diet, don?t try it
I?ll jack yo? ass like a looter in a riot
My s*it?s fat, like a sumo, slammin dat ass
Leavin yo? face in the grass
Cause you know, I don?t take a duro, lightly
Punks just jealous cause they can?t outwrite me
or kick that style, wicked, wild
Happy face n*gga never seen me smile
Rip dat main=frame, I?ll explain
A ni*ga like me is goin insane

Chorus
Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain !
Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain !
Insane in da membrane.. crazy insane, got no brain !
Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain !

Like Louie Armstrong, played the trumpet
I?ll hit that bong and break ya off somethin soon
I got ta get my props
Cops, come and try to snatch my crops
These pigs wanna blow my house down
Head underground, to the next town
They get mad when they come to raid my pad
and I?m out in the nine-deuce Cad
Yes I?m the pirate, pilot
of this ship if I get with the ultraviolet dream
Hide from the red light beam
Now do you believe in the unseen ?
Look, but don?t make you eyes strain
A ni*ga like me is goin insane

Chorus
Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain !
Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain !
Insane in da membrane.. crazy insane, got no brain !
Insane in da membrane.. insane in da brain !

Jira, good one again. Ani ke cha halkhabar?

jira jyu, I am in the similar dilemma...enjoyed reading immensely....kata gayab ho aajkal...darshan durlav bhaisakyo!!!!

हिजै पढ्या हो। फुर्सदै थिएन के कमेन्ट गर्नलाई घाम ताप्ने फुर्सद त थिएन, राजनितिको धागोमै झुण्डेरै सुत्या नि।
अस्ति मरिच निस्केर
"खै, नेपाल जाने महिना नै भेटिन, ब्या गर्न कस्तो तल तल लागिरा बेलाँ" भने।

आज जिरा निस्केर,
"तराईमा पनि क**म उद्योग चाहियो।" भन्नु भो। अब भोलि कुन चैँ ग्रेटर हाँडी गाउँले फुत्रुक्क निस्केर के कुरा गर्ने हन् भनेर हेरिराऽछु, नेपथ्य देखुन रे क्या।

जाँदाजाँदा १ थोक भन्न बिर्सेँछु, काठमाण्डुको धुलोले आत्तिँदाखेरि चौतारीतिर हुन्छु है, सुइइय ससेल्नासाथ मैले चिन्छु यो हाँडी गाउँलेको सुसेली हो भुनेर।

MM bro......aba yastai ho...brother lai nabhani ma ka alaap hunchu ra!

Neupane! ...... testari jansankhya badhla bhanni malai ke tha..ki vicinity ko bhailoag lai ni include gardya ho!!! ..bhanna sakinna....ewuta lay bhanthyo..timlai pir pare lutta riksa chadhera patna janchawu....hamley chai ke garni bhanera!!! tyastai cha.....

Marich.....titra maasu khanu parcha jastai dysfunctional bhey ni..yo zaaada

Meera : :"Why do I feel this post was mostly directed at Mr. Parmendra Bhagat"
.........BTW, who is Mr. Parmendra Bhagat?..dunno any person here by their real name


sadhe de asan......thanks

highfly...Rato piro khurasni ramro chaina ta! thanks

cryptonight...nope, mailey ta sunya chaina ooooo

chatmandu..maay amaarya chaina..eta maaya marera ka janu ni!

SITARA......I am so dysfunctional ..I don even know which is which..auni titro kha ho ta!! laagla hai fulu....avian fulu bhanchhan...asian fulu bhanna naskaya tinaru lay...cure garney sakena ki ta para tira bata aayo bhanchan..dosh jatti haamlai, kina?

chiple!! gaadi naramro sanga battawuna paryo..aba..haamley ta austinai khai saekm

JG......ma yattai huncha..khali aajkaal bhidbhaad badhera jyaan jogawuna laagya thie, keep your stories coming...one of the few posts I read here..

Daada prabhu!

chawutari ma basna ga bela kucho lay haanni..auni bepatta hunu parena ta!!
baru aaja jaand paani garam na ek haat

Thanks everybody

Jira, battauna ta hunthyo, uttar tira hiu bessari pardai cha bhanera akhabar haru chhapchan..pheri turkey bhanda aghi afoo sahid bhaiela bhanne dar.

Jira, very humorous. I am laughing to death. Aroo pani jaosss!!

हाँस्य पनि ब्यङ्ग पनि, यस्तो पो त ।

धनियाको पडोसीले फिलम देखाएको त जीराको भेजा मैँ खुजली आएछ, त के के भन्छ के के ;)

Keep rolling...