1.India Pakistan Match has started. As to be expected, it's a charged up atmosphere and the heat is really on! India is put in to bat. As to be expected, three wickets down, for a measly score. There is phone call for Ganguly, at the Dressing Room. The Team Manager picks up the call.
"Hello ! I am Ganguly's friend speaking . Can I talk to him now ?"
The Team Manager replies : "Sorry ! He has just gone in to bat. "
The caller replies "No problem . I'll hold the line ! "

2.Ganguly had a dreadful test match which cost his side the game. All week long he practiced hard for the next game. During the following match, he said to John Wright,'Notice any difference?'
John Wright looked at him thoughtfully. 'You've had your hair cut, haven't you?'

3.Q- What is the difference between God and Ganguly?
A- God doesnt think he's Ganguly

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHaha

Poor man ganguly! the first two were awesome. just wondering, jokes on ganguly come almost in the same coterie as jokes on sardarji :D

There was a time in Ganguly's career just before being dropped, that all these jokes were like true. Remeber his series in pakistan?

...'i will hold on" one was awesome !!!