lol Capt. saab, You're actually counting your posting !! That's really funny..how come I don't exceed mine?? Well, good to know that we're famous..u know, I always dreamed of being famous !! I guess my dream is coming true...;)
Lootebhai, What is the gift re?? sano tino gift le hunna ni feri...:) and how did u know that my husband's favorite is chevas regal?? :) Anyway, u're welcome anytime..hai..
Wanted to wish you all a happpy new year in advance - will be shortly hitting the that great feat of American ingenuity - the highway or "flyway" as my visitng friend from Nepal calls it - and will most likely be without access to Sajha for a few days.
See you all next year and hope you have a blasting, rocking, swinging one :)
hey hey captain, my gr8 ol' buddy, here's wishing u and all other folks in sajha, a very happy, prosperous and successful new year! good to hear about your plans. sounds like you are up for some genuine merry making hehe..have fun...and yes, do try to login to this lil' virtual world of ours, if possible and time permitiing. in case you cannot, you will be sorely missed :P...
btw, i am thinking of trying out some of the samples of the wines that you listed in the other thread. as you, i too am very bad with their brand names. can't recall especially after getting drunk :P
flips, i hope you will be around, ki hajurko pani plan banisakyo? i am sure u already have :P
Hey everyone! I hope you guys have a rocking soon to come and here to stay for a whole of 365 days New Year!! :O how boring does that sound!! re k haha. Got forwarded the following .... thought I'd share it with you guys. Enjoy! ;)
SOME INTERESTING SANTA & BANTA ONES —-
Santa falls in luv with a nurse… After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.â€
***** Q: Why dogs don’t marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog’s life!
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Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.? Santa: Very long!
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Teacher: Pappu, TAMSO MA JYOTIR GAMYA†shloka ka kya arth hai? Pappu: Tum so jayo maa, mein Jyoti ke pass ja raha hoon.
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Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next… Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
*****
Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery. The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du? Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
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Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Santa: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well. Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
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Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge. The judge: What’ll you take 30 days or Rs 3000. Santa: I think I’ll take the money.
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Santa: I’m a proud father. My son is in medical college. Banta: What’s he studying?†San ta: He’s not studying, they are studying him!
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Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door? A: Because it was an entrance exam.
you you hoina 'of you' bhan na khojeko! OK.. now I know of one more resolution for the coming year.. to make it a point to overcome my laziness and correct my typos in sajha ;)
hahahaha...lemon, thanks for the jokes. i liked these two the most
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag. Guess what did he ask next… Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhne wala gadha. Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.
i am sure most of you may already have watched this, but here's our smartie hip journalist ali g interviewing economist (dr. shook?) - Economics and Selling Stocks High
::)))))) That was a cracking clip - one hell of a clever chap, Cohen is - it is amazing, the speed with which he can come out with his barrage of sharp wisecracks ad infinitum. A clever man indeed - he wouldn't have gone to Cambridge otherwise, would he? I think, he went a tiny bit overboard with Boarat, but I enjoyed the film all the same.. oh movie rather, as you call it there in America.. Innit?? (another distinct trademark of the Ali G lexicon!)
Oh ho friday gathering eh? Glad to see all the wonderful people out here.
Loote Sir - As usual, New Year gathering. My plans too transparent ho ki you are such a good plan reader ho? :-) I hope you have a wonderful year ahead and cry not too often hai.
Lemoney Angel - Good ones, thanks for sharing. I've been around and I miss you too. Have a blast friday. :-)
Cerine buini - Long time no see! Was looking for you the other day. You leave behind no traces. Glad to see you back.
Lahureji - You somehow remind me of my friend's dad. He is a retired army officer though. Btw, the safari venture sounds good! :-)
Some people come and go. Some make sky beautiful to gaze upon! You people are those some who make sajha visit worthwhile!
Now for the record, I am not that much of a sad old git okay! :))) And yes - have passed the big 'three-zero' threshold but retirement age? My friggin' goodness! Nowhere near there yet - not by a long shot, madam! :)) Another 30/35 years AT LEAST before you can see me turn into maybe, a grumpy ol' man who quietly takes to the joy of walking the gardens with a glass of chilled Chardonnay in one hand, and err ahem, a pretty girl like Flipu in the other! :-))) How about that.
sandhurst lahure, yes indeed. sacha cohen's comedy is one of a kind. my favorite character is Ali G all the way. borat (supposedly the most comical one?) is predictable at times. and as you said, he got overboard in recent time. there is a third character- a gay called bruno. i am sure you are aware of.
captain, waiting for your comeback!....*haatma fulko maala liyera* hahahahahahahahaha :P...j/k ni pheri! :P
Flips, hehe...i know what u r up to!!! :p, too bad we happen to have a common friend? :P...hope u had a wonderful new year party...
this is another cracking piece- an inteview with Dr. Buzz Aldrin.
Lahureji - Lemme clarify my statement. Yourself and my friend's dad seem to share same kind of persona - enthusiastic, erudite, focused and not to mention disciplined. :-) Walking the gardens, you lecturing me on British Literature? I could ask nothing more than that. I bet that session of Dronacharya-Ekalavya would be fruitful for me as I have a facination for literature. :-)
Loote Sir - Never came to my mind that messages are being relayed from one box to the another. I shall keep that in mind.
Captain - Voila, who is back this time! ;-) Hope you had a wonderful 'flyway' time and I had a wonderful new year as well, thanks for the ask.
and it begins - on Day 1 Trump will begin operations to deport millions of undocumented immigrants
I hope all the fake Nepali refugee get deported
From Trump “I will revoke TPS, and deport them back to their country.”
Tourist Visa - Seeking Suggestions and Guidance
advanced parole
ढ्याउ गर्दा दसैँको खसी गनाउच
To Sajha admin
MAGA denaturalization proposal!!
How to Retrieve a Copy of Domestic Violence Complaint???
wanna be ruled by stupid or an Idiot ?
Travel Document for TPS (approved)
All the Qatar ailines from Nepal canceled to USA
MAGA मार्का कुरा पढेर दिमाग नखपाउनुस !
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