Why doesn't time stay stiil these days?

Mr Shrestha told me once that a fish can eat a whale but theoretically. I told him, no way. He illustrated with an example. A cat fish and a whale. Cathfish was barely 5 lbs and the whale was alosmt 20 tonn. He said what if he cuts the whale into 2,000,000 pieces and add one piece a day to the cat fish's diet. He said that if the cat fish keeps pn eating, it will survive for that many days and will finis hthe whale. I see his point.
Next day I found him on the tea shop, he says the same kinda thing. A human being can drink this beer in his life time. I thought, I can drink that snit in one shot. Its an average bottle, 350ml. I ordered that beer and dran in one single freaking shot. He then mentions, you didnt drink all. I said, I did. He points to some remaining drops on the cup and tries to illustrate me that I didnt drink whole. I gave up.
Next day he was mowing lawn in his yard. I was passing by. He called me and said, hows is it going? I told him, I got hangover. He asks, from that drink last night? No, I said. Felt like saying I got hangover by screwing your daughter. Too bad I cant really such things, therefoew, I have to keep on dealing with this guy.
Heard that he brought his family here on dv lottery. He uses that lawn mower everyday on his three feet by may be three inch yard just to show off. He doesnt even drink, may have hardly seen what is inside a beer bottle and still tries to philosophize that i didnt drink the whole drink, blah blah. he has neither seen a whale nor a cat fish. all in all, he is trying to act smart, but funny. he wants to buy a silverado. i bet that he has to wait until his grandkids come out in this world to move that thing someday if he buys one. anyway, he sounds and looks better off. he mentions about his greencard that one has to be lucky to get it. i told him that one has to be lucky and exceptional as well.

You seem to be jealous of him :)

no way! i feel sorry for him.

what was the moral of the story? ;)
bekkar ma mero life ko 3 minute waste bhayo.. thukkha..

i thought it was hilarious !!

i second porce ;o)(*phew* and to think for a while there i thot i was the weirdo grinnin by meself..and wats suprisin about that re?:o| duh!:@ ;oP hehe)

and rakshi..as they say one mans irateness another person entertainment?:oS..i kinda hope u aint that irritated by ur neighbour(is he ur neighbour?)..cos if u r..i be envious of him re kya wahahha ;oP...

but seriously..if u can see where im comin from?arent u lucky to have such an EXCEPTIONAL person near u!:oD hehe..i did mean that ;oP hehe...share more if u have more pls ;o) hehe..


good day!:oD

haha jai nepal

wat wat wat??? Out of all the topics in the homepage.. i thought this one was worth a click.. damn me! this thing is nothing but 4 mins of wastage.. oh wait, make that %. i wasted one more min in typing this thing here. you need to get a brand new life... with extra sense. you've got none.

% = 5

that thing is meant to read and come up with the moral of that freakin story.

Dude (the originator of this thread, your name was too long for me to even bother),

I did not understand your last comment. Well in anycase, if there was indeed supposed to be a moral in the story, I suggest you try harder, more editing and proof reading perhaps. But then again, I'm no language expert. However, I must be honest, I saw no point of your story. If you had said this in a conversation, it would not be amusing either.

Sorry about the blutness. Atleast we're honest. And I guess thats also one of the prices you have to pay while posting something on an interactive website. Please be prepared for scrutiny.

i guess color of strife. i have a new grill, 23 diamonds, may be that would interest u.