Toothpaste & B*O *bs
What is the Similarity between Toothpaste & B*O*bs?
Guess ? its easy !!
U know the answer !!
Kholo.. Dabao... Muh me dalo aur Fresh ho jaao....
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Wife n Mobile
1) Dono hi dusro ke achche lagte hai.
2) Dono hi naye achche lagte hai.
3) Dono ko hi raat bhar charge karna padta hai.
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SUN & WOMEN
what's common between the SUN & WOMEN'S UN*DERWE*R?
1) both are hot.
2) both look better while going down
3) both disappear by night............
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woman's period
Whats the closest thing to a womans period?
Your salary.
It comes once a month,
lasts About 3 or 4 days and if it doesnt come,
everythings f~ cke*d
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Q-Who is the worlds best goalkeeper ?
A-A woman
Q-why ?
A-Because, whichever way you f *u*k her,
the balls just wont go in.
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During pregnancy :-
During pregnancy,1st three months fu**k normal style,
Next 3 months fu*k dog style,
Last 3 months do it wolf style,
sit outside the pus*y and howl.
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days with gals
1st = luv me,don’t touch me,
2nd = touch me, don’t kiss me,
3rd = kis*s me, don’t f u*k me,
4th = fu**k me, don’t forget me,
5th = forget me,don’t tell anyone
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