April Fool !!Sajha Bokas! I dont have Rekha Thapa dirty jokes. :D But I do have some other jokes. :P

Rekha Thapa farted & that shook "Sajha" for a month. San Bro' almost had a heart attack!

You know sex, nudity, Paras, Hotty Bindu, Rekha Thapa & being "Boka" sells in Sajha, so I decided to post a picture in Sajha of me masturbating naked on Hotty Bindu's YouTube video with Paras "Sarkar" & Rekha darling's picture on backdrop. But my wife  saw that & she almost beat the crap out of me.

During her visit here in US, Rekha Thapa asked me to buy her a diamond ring. I told her," Hunchha.. Baby!  lottery pare pachhi hai, " bhanera kuro taale. Then I told to myself, "Afno Mukh ma laune maad chhaina,  muzzy lai zaifal."       

Rekha Thapa's husband doesnt need internet 'coz she knows everything.

Once Rekha Thapa drove around the Sonics looking for drive thru window.

I heard that Rekha Thapa received  "budhhatow" after coming to US. It's true 'coz I became "Fat Budhha" myself here after  eating at the corner Chinese Wok restaurant everyday.

Prachanda to Rekha Thapa, " Rekha ji, Sajha ma tapaiko dhajji udaudaichhan, YCL lagaidim? Rekha Thapa, " Haina Comrade ji, Ma ta Jhan popular po bah ki chhu ta. America ma nachhinne bidhyarthi bhai harule ni chinnu bha chha aile malai ta. Sex Bomb bhannu hunchha malai ani date ma jane kuro garnuhunchha. Yeha aayera ta "Marlyn Munroetto" pani prapta gare ni Prachanda ji."

You know who is more talented, David Copperfield or Rekha Thapa? Hands down! Rekha Thapa!! Becasue Copperfield could make you shirtless without touching you while Rekha Thapa can make you homeless even without looking at you.

While landing at Baltimore for the first time, Rekha Thapa got excited and shout ," Yess! Baltimore!! Baltimore!!." The air hostess yelled at her, " Be Silent." Rekha Thapa shouted again," Altimore! Altimore!!

Obama invited Rekha Thapa for dinner at white house & told her, " Rekha, you need to stay here with me. You know they say when you go to black you never come back." Wink! Wink!  In response she said, "Obama ji, you need to come with me. You know they say if you go to Rekha Thapa, you move your White House to Banepa."  wink! wink!

Even Tiger Woods got woody after meeting Rekha Thapa. So he asked her, " Can I take you out tonight." She humbly declined by saying, " No, Thank you, its very cold."

Rekha Thapa was offered seat upgrade by the airlines during her flight back to Nepal. She told them, " please do not give me seat on top of the tire, I have back problem.

Thank you guys,
Mangale

 

 

Rekha Thapa went to Nepal Rastra bank to get a loan of Rs. 1 Crore. She immediately got it as everyone there knew of her assets. And then David Copperfield boasted to her how he once went through the great wall of China. Rekha Thapa said that was nothing and brought David to Sajha website and showed how she made nepalese go through the roof. David was speechless.

:)

Mangale have you ever tried doing stand up comedy? You have a really impressive knack for humor.

On another note, Rekha thapa would never have gained the fame she did by trashing on homeless Nepalis in the US.

Dr to rekha: ur heart, lungs, pulse and BP everything is ok. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all troubles!

Rekha swings into action, removes her skirt and panty and spreads her legs.

Dr to Rekha: No! No! Wear back your clothes, just show me your tongue!

Rekha went to see a doctor since she's having loose motions.
After check up (her a$$), Dr. went to another room and appear with FEVICOL.
Dr. : Now, stop doing commercials on lubricants!!

Rekha Thapa, Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jill fell down and broke her crown and Rekha Thapa came tumbling after. From above the hill JAck gave a sinister smile. It had been his plan along to push these two to their death. Jill had been a vocal Rekha Thapa supporter in Sajha. Jack a millionaire NRN residing in Silicone Valley had been upset with Rekha Thapa for a while now. He had taken the homeless comment quite personally and had been vocal about it in Sajha. 

Jack walked down and grabbed Jill's crown. He always wanted to wear that crown. He fixed it and put it on his head. He looked like a princess. He was discovering himself these days.  

 Sorry Mangale ji but If you could provid eme the copyright, I would like to make all your jokes 
my Facebook status...lol

@Wonton. Thank you. Not yet.
@freedom2012, daum, 1988 good ones.
@purweli Go ahead, give courtesy to sajha.com

Rekha Thapa was on a protest. She was demonstrating for her presidency in NEPAL KALAKAAR SANGH.

1 police van came.
Rekha: "Give me my red shirt!"

Then, LATHI CHARGE@$^%##$#^%*(*&%. The police van went back.

Her followers: "OI BHAGE BHAGE.... DHEDU HARU...."

One of her followers in the demonstration : "Rekha G, why did demand red-shirt earlier?"

Rekha : "That's for the encourgagement I wanted to provide you guys. If I get injured today, my followers [like you] won't see my blood and it will motivate to go ahead and fight against those DHEDU police officers."

Her followers: "Wahh... REKHA THAPA .....ZINDABAAD..... REKHA THAPA....ZINDABAAD..... RE....TH..ZINDAAA..."

After 30 mins, 10 police van came.

Rekha: "Where's my yellow pant?"