Welcome to the Dashain edition of the Cafe. Wishing everyone a happy Dasain and Tihar! Please click here for our last edition and links therein to previous editions. For a brief history and other trivia about this series, check out this edition. To find out more about the festival check out Wikipedia and Nepal Home Page As per popular demand, this is a BYOG (bring your own goat) and BYOC (bring your own chiura) celebration. If you don't have a goat and would like to buy one for yourself or gift one to someone else who doesn't have one, both major Nepal-focussed gift sites offer goats and other livestock for sale: - Thamel.com - Muncha.com Mangal/Malshree Dhun (click second button from left to play) Thanks to Ritthe for allowing us to stream from his site

Cafe Dasain Special Menu (created by Maverick, chief gourmet and connoisseur of the Cafe ) - SNDY's khasi kavav: guffadi house wife harulai - Camo's chipchipe kukhura: patnibrata purush harulai - Jack's bhagera soup - Udashi's udash khasi : udash twat master harulai - Loote's boka ko thungungra jhol: sara nepali boka harulai - Flippy's flop sekuwa kavav - TL's kalejo fry - Audrey's chicken biryani - Danny's chicken damadam - Shrish's shiskavav - Capty's captani deer masu - Rythm's piro piro mo:mo - Deep's chicken deep-fry ( good combo with Deep's local twat:) - Juggy's Chakachak pork chop - Thapap's what-do-i-know kalij soup - Lemony's lemon marinated badel ko masu( good with extra chili) - Avani's Bavani rakati - ImI's mutton curry - Athena's chewla - NPL2US's bheja fry - Maverick's sadeko haas ko masu - Amazing's parewa roast - Kalankistan's khasi ko andra-bhudi, hyakulla ko kabab, kabuli Chana Fry, Hans ko Chwela (If your item is not yet listed, please post it and it will be added)

Dasain Song (composed by Camo, inspired by Sitara)
On the first day of Dashain, my true love sent to me A Gallon of local rakhsi.	On the second day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Two, online khasi, And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the third day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fourth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the fifth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the sixth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the seventh day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the eighth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the ninth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
	On the tenth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Ten Rupees, tika and jamara, Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi. -----

Find it too tedious to greet everyone one-on-one? Copy and paste to say hi to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock (if your name is missing from the list, apologies in advance. Please let me know and it will be added. This list is based off Mav's menu with some additions)

yah yah aneek. . bachhai ho (as per his age), tara kasto khatara gaune hai? it's a god's gift, hoina?...i wish i could sing like one of them ...dream dream hahaha

Ho, I wish he wins..tara Himesh le garera khoi..

capt...jiskako ho! as life aint teasing me enuf?

but yeah if only those wings would appear anytime we wanted it to..without the monetary bit ..darn it!i wish i was joining 3 of my frens who will be flyin to nepal this coming week!capt u know anyone who owns some airlines or related to the airlines?if u do..i shall continue on this ;oP

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sndy...who who? name pls! well cryin is good i reckon..as long as u have some shoulders to do it on hehe


and wat u just said reminded me of the convo me and my fren always seem to have, time to time, that is when mood does set in ;oP..we kinda end up sayn ..we will def meet up even when we get turn 90..old and weak..i guess it makes us both feel positive..smthing to look foward to, a feeln of hope,esp "seeing" that happening :oD..but then both of us end up not keepn in touch for ages like currently wahahaha but yeah life is pretty short.and unpredictable...thats the scary part

and great song!i cant remember the movie..but i know i loved that movie..and no i dun think any watery substance flowed out from me when watchn that movie
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loote bro..pretty scary having the thot, that our anonymity is taken away from us here hoina?tell me about it!haha..and i reckon both u and capt shud have a fans-of-loote-and-capt-get-together.....might need a really huge hall for that..but if such an event does take place..pretty sure it will be filled with fun and wat not..esp since tonnes are really curious to put a face to the nick loote and capt?

capt u dun really watch the mentioned program "sa re ga ma" do u?is that why u aint making an "appearance here?or did u go tryn to find someone some wings?awwwwww 

Danny you got a thick skin for real? Did you do the skin-test too?

Cleo maicha, hi and btw when is the continuation of the story? Or did I poked the wrong person? Dun blame me but my intuition hai. Hope all is well.

Npl2us, Such an attitude with "whatever" eh? :-) Whenever someone says "whatever", it gives me an impression of a big attitude.

sndy/TL - You ladies making Dashain plans huh? Ahemm..Shirishji's heart porlly got shattered after hearing sndy having a lil one, in jest hai pheri. ;-)

Camo, Captain, Loote, Mavs, Bhangeyra - How are gentlemen doing in the house today?

Have a good one ya'll!

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Danny, did you miss the train again?

  Nepte:TL, how are you?.. ashirbad chahiyayna jasto cha ni Nepte.. hahaha..  dasai celebration in nautankii style  is way too good.. ROFL.. kati kura aaucha yo Nepte lai.. aabuii..I'd never do such thing la.. marathi style ma, extending my foot for dhog thapna.... aani maar haana launay ta, i'd be last person hai.. katha pani kasto ho..lol..maaryo hasayay ra yo nepte lay

Big Big Hi  to Camo, Captaan, SNDY,Sitara, Dannyboy, Shirish,Mav, Flipitu, lemoney, Cerine, Audrey, Cleo Maharani, LooTe, NanuBhai, Manvi, NKC,mega and Avani.

 

 

LOL Flips, ho ra? Poor guy r kya ajha..he he

Danny, we can look forward to turning 60/ 70 years old ni ta hoina? btw, that's from the movie "Masoom"

haha Mav,
tungrungga? anukaranatmak shabda hoina? . i dunno how to cook it though. u got the recipe?

danny bro,
oh boy..i am sure them fans wouldn't come in public places. like us, they would also go for protecting their anonymities hoina? . btw, i am your fan .

sn di,
u seem to be interested in music. do u sing? or at least hum? u need to come out of bathroom..give it a shot if u have it sachhi! i am sure sanju baba will love it .
btw there is a friend of mine. she is TOTALLY into music shows from American idol to II to saregamapa and what not. but when it comes to singing, she can beat any donkeys around this globe hahaha ...no kidding...even her breathing reminds me of the one i met while trekking in ABC .

hello flips,
done with the classes for today? hope u were not snoring too loudly

TL,
tika lagaidina aaune hoina? mero smashing forehead ma?

flippu..wat can i say? we all do feel our skin without realising it hoina?just say..i noticed(tho others do help in pointing it out to me too ) about my very thick skin!and nah u dun have that thick of a skin..i mean i wont know until i "test"/feel it?and im pretty sure u dun want me to do that do u? haha

oh didnt miss the train!..cos i intended to not take any today!skipping stuffs for who knows how many days!gotta finish things ni ..and yeah i think i better put not-browsing-sajha on the list i made of things which i shudnt do for a mth :oS hehe

how u?

Loots, seems like u're talking about me..I'm no less a donkey (keti donkey huncha?) LOL

.SNDY and Flipitu: does it mean that daktarsab need  elastoplast now..to mend a broken heart? kidding..Kay lunch khayo timi haru lay? ..m craving for alu ko achar ..amilo one..sndy..make it on saturday la..can not wait..ewwww..i am drooling!

.LooTeKumar: Naai tyo leather ko salwar kameez launa ko   aaucha? smashing forehead ray? lol..smashed one hoina?

SNDY: superb,mind blowing, fantastic,oustanding(timro favourite Himesh ko style ma bhanya hai)..what a number..thanku sisterjaan!

danny,
did u miss the train or the train missed you?

TL,
aluko achar jaabo ta i can make with my left hand...you don't have kaam garne dhanga?

sn di,
ho ra? . i used to think all women cud sing. they have thin voice ni hoina? well, only until i met that lady

LOL TL!
well you know i was just pulling your sari...errrrrrr.. i mean your leg . i know u will NEVER come out of your shelf hahahaha...jk...u have a great dashain

aight folks,
me signing off.
ya'll have fun :-)

LOL Loots, left hand le banaidinchu re? Ho ra? Why don't u make some and send it form me?


TL, he he..too much of Sa Re Ga Ma bho? Himesh ko copy garera..LOL..that's so funny..he says a same thing to everyone hagi? Did u watch it last week?

Loots, kaha jaana lagya? Hyaa wait na..

.Dannyboy: aaja tickle garyo bhanay ek mahina pachi kaau kaau huncha ho? hahaa..thick skin ray..bro ta Hippopotamus po paray cha..  with your idea..i think i should re- order a set of note pad with customized"not-browse-sajha" on it! 

TL, I can't really promise Aalu ko achar hai..tara I'll try my best..

sndy...yeah in some ways im lookin foward to gettn older(tho cant say im young i reckon quite a lot of ppl gets the wrong idea by my typings, typings dun show age does it? )..only one life we have hoina?(rebirth and etc are unproven!thot i better say that before someone goes on sharing about rebirth..afterlife etc )..so best we live a really long one and well hopefully make tonnes of good memories...be able to share them and leave some good feelns behind?.but ke garney..ideas always sounds nice as ideas...have seen old folks(used to work part-time once in an old folks home) and yeah..being dependent for even the daily routines, lonely(which i have not much idea of wat that might feel like ;oP..pretty lucky cos have good frens around me..and yeah do love being alone ;oP), worse feeln like a burden..urghh...darn me pessimism! but dun u dare get affected by my negativity!..i can already "see" u playin around with ur grandchildren!while still frantically cicking the update button on sajha!

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loote bro...u will never know unless u try hoina?so wanna try makin a gathering when u finish ur stuffs and have lots of free time?fans doesnt mean they have to disclose their identity?they can say they were silent readers?if i ever get a chance to go to a sajha gathering and manage to go..thats wat i will be sayn!so ppl dun u dare "copy" me!

oh if u didnt know..im a fan of urs too!and not just sayn cos u said that ..and yeah summer is approaching here..and its really getn real wam!(more like hot!) darn it!i cant believe im sayn this..but i think i might really need some fans!!duh!!..if only there was such a thing call fans who will fan u when u needed to be fanned?haha

enuf rambling!:oD