Yo SB holics and others!
brothers from different mothers
been a long time since I was last there
but seriously do you even fu(kin' care
but now that I'dKILL is  here
why not try out your skills on some RIDDLES
but be aware
It won't get you any gold medals

LOL I know lame but anyways here you go:

You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

P.S I'm bored so feel free to take guesses if you are too.

Yes NC Tomorrow is the right answer

Some more:

1. Which clock works best, the one that loses a minute a day, or the one that doesn't work at all?
2. Which word in the English language becomes shorter when it is lengthened?
3. You give someone a dollar. You are this person's brother, but the person is not your brother. How can that be?

Muichuifung!

 i guess ur answers are:

1. doesnot work at all coz its right at least twice if just time and once if am pm time.

2. shortest. if u make it a bit longer it will be shorter.

3. c is ur sister.

 

Yes MAILO bhai you got 'em all right. well done!!! and I guess "short" was what you meant and not "shortest"

Some more:

1. Three robbers robbed a store. Once they came out they were totally changed, but they still continued robbing. Why?

2. I know a word of letters three. Add two, and fewer there will be.

3. Before Mount Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain on Earth?

ok here is some funny question and silly answer.

kun dal(group ) ko neta hundaina?

ans:

Kun dal ko neta hudaina re?

Is it Madal NC?  i don't know about other dals

yeah BINGO u nailed it :P

lemme ask one more


kun mall khana milchha?

Kun Mall  khana milcha re?

Is it chaMall? that's the only mall I eat.

You put it inside...move it to and fro and it produces a white lotion...what process is this???

LOL RedDevil1234 I'm thinking something...u know what I'm thinking, don't u? but I'm not sure if it's the right answer. Is that process masturbation or something? HAHA

and no one answered those riddles I put up. Common guys don't think too much...the answer is right there

dang fung bro u are becoming  more smart now a  days :P
   i will ask you other question some other day.

Masturbation!!!kasto sochai ko timro bro...it brushing your teeth....hahaha

LOL RedDevil1234 I would have never thought it would be brushing your teeth.

and here are the answers to the those riddles from yesterday

1. They robbed a clothing store; they changed clothes, not their ways.
2. The word is "Few"
3. It was still Mt.Everest. Just cuz it wasn't discovered yet, doesn't mean it was not the highest/tallest.

Some more

1. Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

2. What belongs to you, but is mostly used by others?

3. What common chemical compound is represented by the letters H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O?

Ans :
1. Johnny
2. Your name
3. H2O (Water) - H to O

My question----


One day many people were trying to take apples from the very tall tree. Some were using long bamboo stick , some were jumping to pick the apples. But none were successful in plucking up the apples. तर एउटा पुिलस आयो र हातले टप्प स्याउ तिप्यो र खायो रे । कसरी ?  

Nepal_Republic- Well done!

no quiero-Assuming I read your question right(the part in Nepali font, I got some help), here's my wild guess.

Maybe the apple was not on top of the tree; it was lying somewhere on the ground so the police picked it up and ate it?

and I'm thinking of a riddle, I heard from my cousins, about locking and unlocking either the elephant or the monkey in 3 steps or something but neither can I remember the question right nor the answer.

Anyways, here's the next one:

1. A bird was flying south. On her way, she poops but her poop doesn't land on the ground. How come?

answer to no quiero

kanoon ko haat lamo huncha !!!!!!!!

Kanoon Ke haat lambe hote hai.  la Troll le milayo.

Next question-

 

How would you know whether a ceiling Fan is Male or Female ?

"Kanoon ke haat lambe hote hai" re LOL

and here's the answer to the riddle I posted above:

tyo chara lay underwear laa thyo re k, tehibhayera...

no quiero: I give up. I don't wanna sound like a retard AGAIN taking wild guesses that are nowhere close to the correct answer.

I'm done with riddles for tonight...will come back with some more tomorrow.
or wait maybe one more before I call it a night

How is it possible for Luke to stand behind his father while his father is standing behind him?

Answer to muichuifung,

May be both father and son were behind each other facing opposite direction.

no quiero: Well Done!

and I've lost my passion for riddles, so here's the last one from me until next summer or until the next time I'm bored and get my passion for it back

What is the difference between a lady and a bicycle?
credit goes to Chantey from the old SB( 3 months ago)