everyone knows Chuck norris jokes, well recently Prachanda round house kicked Chuck and killed him so Prachanda took over his POWER.

Prachanda died 20 yrs ago, its just that death hasn't had the guts to tell him.
Prachanda counted infinity, TWICE.
Prachanda's tear can cure cancer, its just that Prachanda never cries.
Prachanda fought Prachanda and Prachanda won.
Prachanda has a gun underneath his mustache
Prachanda can gargle with peanut butter
Prachanda can touch this, so he round house kicked Mc hammer.
Prachanda can kill two stones with one bird.
Prachanda doesnt mow his lawn, he just saters at them and dares them to grow.
Prachanda beat Halo3 game with a guitar hero controll.
Prachanda can dry his clothes underwater.
Prachanda knows victoria's secret.......

and many more. Please add more.

Prachanda and Baburam were fixing a bomb in a public bus.

baburam : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.

prachanda : Dont worry, I have one more.

Prachanda can cheat everyone, He even cheated death
Prachanda landed in KTM. in 90 saal, there was earthquake
Prachanda terrorized  Lanka, Rawan didnot build stairs to heaven
Prachanda f**ked dog, dog got pregnant
Prachanda does not need plane to fly, He can fly on pig !!

prachanda  can sleep with one eye open.
prachanda swallowed an egg whole and gave birth to a chicken.
prachanda can sh)it and p)ee from his mouth,navel,ears. nose,and eat from his arse hole.
prachanda can walk up hill & down hill at the same time sideways, while taking a dump & masterbaaitin .

Prachanda ordered big mac in burger king and got it.
Prachanda proved that circle is a triangle.
Prachanda can out run do 100mph in a cycle in the crowded Asan tole.
Prachanda can sit, stand, eat sleep drink, fart, s)hit, P)ee, read a book, travel around the world, have S)ex, and many more at the same time under 1 sec.

When Prachanda gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live.

Prachanda killed the dead sea.

If you spell ‘Pracanda’ wrong on Google it doesn’t say, “Did you mean Prachanda?” It simply replies, “Run while you still have the chance.”

Prachanda once wrote a check, the bank bounced!

Prachanda doesn’t wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

Prachanda can play the violin with a piano

When Prachanda logs on to facebook.com, facebook updates its status message!