{lol no alcohol or thought enhancing substances was used in this analysis ..wink wink ;-) }Well well well.......Hanging out in my back yard, Me and my friends( Americans, Philippino and lots of Nepali) went to a very extensive discussion on why indians(dhoties) act the way they do here in the US......Ok we all know how Indians act.....well this is our version....................
 
An indian man.....growing up in India doing what ever it takes to reach the next level in his STATUS in india. We all know how important status is indian culture, they grow up watching bollywood movies where they show indian actors becoming very rich in other countries, expensive houses, cars, women, the movies show indians having multibillion companies and have whites call them boss open car doors, bring food and act like chamchas and life is good(JUST MAKE BELIEVE YET ). Then they see a lot of Indians going abroad to work for companies and sending money home and the family buys good stuff....YOU know what happens then....THAT MANS FAMILY has a HUGE status BOOST...from being just a comon person his whole family becomes respected. NOW most indians see that phenomenon and have the dream to go abroad and make money too.... and they do whatever it takes to get a job.....ONCE THEY get a job offer in the USA....they whole town knows about it....guess what happens....that yesterdays nobody suddenly becomes SOMEBODY...his status gets SOOOO High....HIS whole family is now looked at as RICH & RESPECTABLE,,,,,most important HIGH STATUS.....now this guy who was nothing just yesterday in now high status and feels the high of life...he has now done what his role model of his life THE BOLLYWOOD ACTORS showed him to do....HE IS NOW A HERO ........his marriage chances got a lot better too...LOL...HE SINGS HINDI SONGS IN HIS HEAD OF SUCCESS ...he walks around his home town with his head held high, ...........then soon he lands in THE USA.....he immediately acts that he is the smartest person in the entire world. He acts like a sophisticated aristrocat YOU KNOW WHY>>>>BECAUSE HE IS OF VERY HIGH STATUS ........BACK IN INDIA....it is asif he says to others ...do you know who I am back home in india...I come from a very high status and important, well known family.....FUGGER FORGETS his status came form the news that he was going to the USA....................YET he acts walks talks like he knows best.....that indian goes on a denial...MOST OF THEM DO.....they feel that the world is obgligated to honor their  HIGH STATUS back home.....THATS WHY THEY ACT THE WAY THEY DO.......BOLLYWOOD INSPIRED....and the new HIGH STATUS....back home. LOL.........

I have many friends...from all over the world and they all have the same feeling towards INDIANS.........its how we Nepalese feel towards them.......DHOTI CHOR

Well.... Well.... Well...

I fully support Gorkhali and can understand what he had wrote.

Gorkhali gave one UP.. Vote for you..

A sergeant in US army...big deal LOL(in case you do not understand, that is a blue collar job). Every person who could not find a job upon graduation now go to US army just to get that freakin' passport (No offense to others though).  I give a rat's ass to what you are. And tch tch; if having lived here for 15 years could not educate you enough to get your point across, I bet you'd been hit twice by IEDs on both temples, so you can neither think straight nor write one.

A dark humor eh!Perhaps you just came across that term few days ago.You stereotyped Indians you freakin' idiot? I have my own resentment towards few of them sometimes, but the last thing I'd do is lambast them here just to satiate my concern.

Soilder  boy, if you were concerned so much about Indians invading our country, you should have gone back and joined Nepalese Army looong time ago. Contradicting yourself you nincompoop?

 

WOW now I see where this (URANUS)...not the planet could me chaak...HE acts like this ..."ive been living here soooo long I know it all"...let me tell you a story  
                    Ya we got hit by an IED .......you know how that feels???....Your whole life flashes before your eyes ...see your wife and kids face and your whole family and in the smoke and confusion, firing and yelling you wonder if your're dead....you pick up your rifle and ready your self for combat....scared as hell yet brave enough to respond...LOST a couple of good men that day SAD BUT you mention that like getting hit by an IED  is funny huh???........................MAN you talk like an educated man.......but your words surprise me....well I havent lived inUSA for fifteen years but Thirteen yrs is close enough .CHOICE..hmmm I got my Green card working at a law firm around 2004....thats when I joined right away,,,MY CHOICE NO STRINGS ATTACHED....My grand father was a Army General in Nepal, My first cousin Is a colonel , I have a lot of my  cousins and friends age ...30 yrs..more less In Nepal Army and Lots of British Gurkha friends too.....Army was in my blood and desire since I can remember.............AS of education I have a bachelors degree in Criminal justice and Law......and soon to go to OCS Officer canditate school to be a Lieutenant  to practice Military Law..........
                    ..so you resent Indians.REALLY that great...only some????well you have your reasons..so only YOU have the right to make a joke???? Stereotyping re??? Indians stereotype Nepalese and gate pale, girls as Ra)ndi..and thats cool with you...OH wait I dont have a right..Im a what was that a nincompoop? Kya ho tyo bhaneko hau???...May be just maybe..........You think you made sense......BUT Mr uranus.....I love Nepal...and Nepali too but when I meet someone like you........better not write. ....but Joke is joke Bro.....

Ignorance is Bliss for our Nepali Bhedas !!   Dislike !!

Edumacate garera ke garney, I guess you can never wipeout that Bhedanesss !! And these are the very Bhedas who will jump the gun if Indians call them Baadurrr !!

Oh yeah my dad has a gorakha dakchin tero bau, my cousin has a sun ko hatti ... blah blah blah. ha ha ha    

Pahilo chotti BathroomCoffee le sahi kura garya.........

aba mali testai lagyo......

did u join the US army for US citizenship? were your skills too poor to acquire any otherjob after college?

WOW i read the whole thread......That was funny man.....lil dark but funny and surely have came across some Indians who act that way.....LOL....Its also more funny on top of this funny thread on how people took this joke so serious and attacked Gorkhalisainik...LOL......Hey bro first of all thanks for the funny joke.....And second Thanks for serving and making us all proud Good luck on being an officer...........I could never join becuase I dont have the guts man........I have a friend who left for Afganistan as a black hawk repair tech......He has been serving for like 4 yrs. have a lot of respect for him...I pray for his safe return.........and just ignore these people who first of all cant take a joke and then call others names, they are in the wrong thread trying to correct a funny humor ....... Ke garne.......bheda le sabailai bheda nai dhekchha ke LOL.....Be safe bro

Ayanmalnepal !! I guess you did not ge my joke either !! he he  Mr Dark Funnyman ? ha ha ha  Why dun you join the Dark Funnyman Herd like your fren Gorhalisainik  ?

10 bucks says Gukhalisainik is ayanmanepal.

yes cylegend bro Im him gorkhalisainik , Now. can I get the 10 bucks??? LOL.and bathroomcoffee bro Sorry i didnt get your joke. took me a while.....and the joke is all about stereotyping in general .Nepali=BHEDAS LOL, like you and me and all LOL like you too cylegend LOL.  Nepali Bheda,now cry foul all you stereotype haters LOL good one bro.....

It seems like Gorkhasainik has regestered a new account being ayanmanepal and posted the comment saying the same statement......... it was a jock Again........hahhahahhahaha

नमस्ते (नमस्कार) ।
               I'm drinking milk tea, as a Doping agent.

Gorhalisainik, "Then they see a
lot of Indians going abroad to work for companies and sending money home
and the family buys good stuff....YOU know what happens then....THAT
MANS FAMILY has a HUGE status BOOST... from being just a comon person his
whole family becomes respected."
            Wow! Yes Myaan... your' right.

I too dislike Typical Bihar-U.P.-Jharkhand-Haryana mentality.

I had same questions, and I asked one wise guy. Answered as, "it's Philosophy". Aggressive when they are more than 5. If less than 5: they are humble, social, and human.

Rumor: same goes with Japanese (most dangerous), Korean, Chinese (dangerous), Vietnamese, Latin (dangerous), Middle-East-(?)Arab (worst), Palestinian (worst), African etc. And may be Nepali too(!?).

Rumor: Comparatively Nepali girls prefers Pakistani or/else Indian boys than Nepali boys. Indian girl's prefer Latin or other boys than Indian.

MTV generation. Bollywood-Hollywood relation. Snoop-Dog's King Song..., Indian's Nuclear Science..., God!

Guys, my request... score as much Indian girls as you can (words copied from - Taslima Nasrin); so that in future there will be no more Indians left to hate.
 
Boys let's dominate their culture by "Mass Media attack". Let's change their Food Habits. Let's marry their girls(Indo-Nepal border), let's change their culture.

wow these guys will do anything to win huh? well if im gorkhali sainik than cylegend and slim shady are the same person too. cuz you are the only two who thinks im gorkhali sainik. thats a triple joke or is it jock again hahahhahahahah

Ur comment starting with "WOW: gives u away.

well if im gorkhali sainik than cylegend and slim shady are the same person t

correction: BTW it's "then" not "than"

Wow Wow Wow Yippie yo yippie yay

OP,

Well I am grgdai, gorkhalisainik, ayanmanepal because of the word "WOW"..........So thats my trade mark signature??? WOW, So any one who uses WOW is me now right cylegend.........Im a criminaljustice and Law graduate......I joined the US army by choice 2004 after my Green card....unlike you I fought for my citizenship...and I have earned  it with blood ,sweat and tears. Ayanmanepal bro thanks for the support WOW ! lol.
 DDriver bro........I can see where your point is comming from........but I dont agree, hate is what keeps people like me AWARE what India can do to Nepal....we all Nepali know that. We all know how india treats Nepalese....just one example ...read about BSF (india)abusing Nepali locals inside Nepal....katro aat and everyone knows what goes on there...yet no one tries to do anything and if anyone tries they get punished????? why ?? becuase Indians know they CAN and we cant do s)hit about that......Yes I joined the US Army yet feel so helpless when I read such stuff. well you might say all indians arent bad...and I agree........but there are some....Id say MANY who deserve my HATE 100%. sorry I dissapointed you.

By the way Ill be out for a couple of months, and my Salute to all Nepalese serving In the US ARMY and all over the world .....cylegend we should meet and talk over a beer and settle our difference...OBAMA did it why cant we??

it wasn't just the WOW, similar traits sentence  structure, over use of "......" and giggly jiggly high schoolish LOLs gave you away. Are you getting out of Guantanamo? In my opinion it looks like the US army has brain washed you into hating other people. Your generalization in regards to Indians shows that you are mentally weak. Just cause you went out and fought in wars does not make you strong, fk that BS about army strong, that's just a way to lure back country half wit kids who don't know their elbows from their asses to join the army. all i want to tell you is stop hating and stop generalizing a group on the basis of few idiotic stuff some people do. Not all indians are bad.
as far as meeting is concerned yes why dont u come to NYC and wait for me in the middle of time square with a rose in your hand on Friday Aug 6th at 6pm sharp. If Obama can, we can too.