Yo SB holics and others!
brothers from different mothers
been a long time since I was last there
but seriously do you even fu(kin' care
but now that I'dKILL is  here
why not try out your skills on some RIDDLES
but be aware
It won't get you any gold medals

LOL I know lame but anyways here you go:

You use a knife to slice my head and weep beside me when I am dead. What am I?

P.S I'm bored so feel free to take guesses if you are too.

newSajha_face

 

ans is - tea bag

hey guys,

WHATS GOES INSIDE AND COMES OUT, BUT SAVES YOU MILLION DOLLAR.

Newface_sajha: Is Serial right with his answer?

Aingnam01:

I HAVE $4 WITH ME BUT I DONT HAVE $3 WITH ME? HOW MUCH MONEY I HAVE IN MY POCKET?

Is the right answer $4?

WHATS GOES INSIDE AND COMES OUT, BUT SAVES YOU MILLION DOLLAR.

hmm...Is it what I think it is? or is it what you think I think it is?

SERIAL and MUICHUI FUNG

yes . the right answer is TEABAG. wasn't that cool one?

Yes newface_sajha that was a good one. For some reason tho I was thinking it could be condoms too lol
ok I'll be back with some more after dinner.

Here comes the next one

Who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman?

You're all virgins???

Here's the answer

The woman, of course. Look at it this way. When your ear itches and you put
your little finger in it and wiggle it around, what feels better - your finger
or your ear? lol

A truck racing full speed enters a village road with no lights on, the village had a storm that cut all power lines so the village has no electricity so no street lights or lights from the near by shops .......no other cars or anyvehicles in the road. An old lady in a black robe crosses the road in front of the fast mooving truck with no lights ..and the truck is in sure impact speed with the woman and with no lights on the truck or the street lamps and the houses her  chances are dim. YET the truck slams the brakes and avoids collision HOW????

Broad day light...so didn't need  truck or street lights

oh haha and I was thinking maybe Chuck Norris was driving the truck. LMAO

LONG LONG THING ....

BUSHY BUUHSY HAIRS......

BALLS HANGIN AROUND.....

WHAT IS IT???

X = कालू को घर            Y= रामू को घर
A र B बिच को दूरी बराबर
रुख कालू अनी रामू को घर को बिच माँ पर्दछ|
दुबई जाना बिहान ९ बजे उठेर रुख को श्यार गर्न जन्थे|
अनी बेलुका ४ बजे फ़र्कन्थे|
धेरई समय पछी रुख माँ एउटा मात्र आप फ़लेछ|
आब कसले लीने भनेर बिबाद सुरु भयेछ |
एउटा बिद्वान को माँ गएर आब कसले पौने भन्ने कुरा भयेछ|
बिद्वान ले नाय दिलायेछन |
आब भन्नुस कसले आप पयो र किन?

उत्तर शोर आना चित्त बुज्दो हुनुपछॅ|

kukunut tree............

 

 

answer for nepal republic
 aanp tyo bidwan le payo. kina bhane usle aanp kasle paune bhanne kura ko faisala gareko le usle aanp payo.

ok here is one question.
 janmada thulo thiyo samaya sangai ghatdai gayo k ho la? with logical reason.



jati tanyo uti ghatdai jane k ho?

churot

tyesko pshyco answer deera ni huncha ?
milena try again.

welldone aingnam01. u got it

LOL Bears23, I was thinking some other nut...

NC bro try again...Nepali Republic said that was a psycho answer. So maybe it was. As for me I can't read Nepali FONTS.So I couldn't comprehend anything other than NSEW AB XY in Nepali Republic's riddle

and now answering your riddles:

janmada thulo thiyo samaya sangai ghatdai gayo k ho la?

Kunni ta k hola bro...I give up. but is it your DEATH?
ok here comes my shitty logic behind it...like u know how when u're first born you're the furthest away(thulo) from your death but as the time goes on, the gap shrinks(ghatdai).
Ok i guess that was not the right answer but I tried.

And here come the next one:

When you say my name I'm gone. What am I?