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Latest updates:

1) TL and Caps -- in vacation. it might as well be true that both ended up in the same location.

2) Sndy -- gained expertise in cooking "raayo ko saag".

3) Flips -- got a green signal from LooTeKuKuR to claim the critically acclaimed "BT" title.

4) Camo -- got trained to train a dog.

5) Jugs-- still working on his thesis.

6) Cleo -- mama ki god mein so rahi hai.

7) Npl -- looking for "boka" to sacrifice for more lucrative turnover of the cafe.

8) Hi dai -- joined al--qaaeda--boka-sacrificing-gang in VA.

9) Dr. Bikash -- turned into a seasoned campaigner.

10) Limca -- found her niche in all her watches, clocks and her own face, which show same time ALL the time - 12 O' clock!

11) Lutii -- Her/His gender is still under scrutiny.

12) Rockend -- went through an abstinence from alcohol for 10 more minutes.

13) thapap -- food poisoned. last we heard of him was he visited sndy and TL.

14) Manvi/cerine/azn et al. -- bunked the team for good

Chhutnu hune mahanubhav le kripaya ujuri halnu hola!

LOL! You guys crack me up sometimes.

We are in two galaxies far far away - from each other! he he

Hope everyone is doing well.

Hey Capt. saab, so when are u coming back from vacation? This place isn't the same without u ni and of course TL..

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3699516.stm

I forgot how to create html links

LOL Nepte, where do u find such news..he he..

Thank you sndy

cafe with coffee !!!

U're always welcome Parbatya :)

Where's Cafe ko sahuji today?? LOL

Sndy dii.. how is friday rolling for you?

Sparrow

cafe ko sahuji

11) Lutii -- Her/His gender is still under scrutiny.

may be on the process

Jack, Friday is Rock and Rolling for me..but seems like everyone else is bg..he he..so alone rock and rolling mostly..he he..yours ta half day gone hoina? What's the plan for weekend?

I dont have any plans right now but I will probably go watch Bourne Ultimatum sometime today or tomorrow?
Anyways, do you have any plans for the weekend? Ani aja pani rayo ko saag ho lunch lai?

Sparrow

Ha ha..it was tori raicha ni..not raayo, LOL..no I haven't decided what I'll eat today...
Weekend ma I'll relax with my family. Need a to sleep..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...can't wait and also planning to watch Rangeela..been wanting to watch that movie for a long time.. he he..

So our Capt. saab is here:

TL khoi ta? TL, where art thou? Friday lagecha malai..:)

The effect of day on the Café N Business
A case study by Juggy J.

The Café business varies with the day. However there had not been study to relate the direct proportionality between the business and days till date. This study tries to relate the day with the business of the Café N and find the possible solutions!

The day and its effect
The days has direct relation with the café business. When the business is plotted with relationship with business per day (Refer Figure Only one) it can be observed that weekends always have negative effect on the business. The business even drops to 0 during the weekends. This can be termed as the effect of 'Kaamchor Syndrome', as there is no work to be cheated during the weekends.


Figure Only one: The business rate Café N # 13 on each day since its opening on 17th July

The opening days the café saw the rise in the charts rising up to 104 points on that week's friday. However the joy didn't remain the same in the next week. The business was down to 27 points with most of free coffee sipped off by Captain Haddock followed by SNDY, Flip Flop and Jack Sparrow.

The business goes downhill also on the middle of the week, which can be termed as 'The Hump Day Syndrome'. The most possible reason for this can be the number of files piled up on the each of the café customers desk due to much time spend on the café during the opening of week.

The business is mostly high during the start and end of the weeks, which maybe due to the amount of work that can be cheated during those days.

Possible Solutions

- The Hump days works should be neglected as much as the other days work. The people neglecting café on hump day should be termed as 'Café Cheater' and should be prosecuted as café laws.

- The NPL2US should be recruited full time during Fridays for Happy Friday parties so that Friday business may pick up. It had been seen that Kellu had been keeping NPL2US busy, so it is advised to kidnap Kellu and threaten NPL2US if he disagree to work on Fridays.

- The weekends should be declared as the working days and there should be enough amount of work to be cheated during the weekends too to keep the business of café going.

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Thank you!!

Have a good weekend all people!!

haha..when did you find out ki it was tori ko saag not rayo? anyways that was funny coz there was a kind of discussion about rayo ko saag in last thead...ani have a good time with your family and while watching rangeela...for me I have not watched that movie yet and I am not sure if I would ever...And dont have any reason for not watching that movie...


Sparrow

Sorry Figure here!!
Figure Only one: The business rate Café N # 13 on each day since its opening on 17th July

aja belka ko k chha plan?
hami ta jamdai ho
interested lai nimto chha hai

good guggy
I think business will be continue till midnight today.
So the 'sahuji' is somehow disappointed.

LOL Juggy, kaamchor syndrome huh? First prize goes to me hoina? LOL..u're back with a BANG..ha ha..very funny..still laughing..