As per popular demand, this is a BYOG (bring your own goat) and BYOC (bring your own chiura) celebration. If you don't have a goat and would like to buy one for yourself or gift one to someone else who doesn't have one, both major Nepal-focussed gift sites offer goats and other livestock for sale: - Thamel.com - Muncha.com
Mangal/Malshree Dhun (click second button from left to play) Thanks to Ritthe for allowing us to stream from his site
Cafe Dasain Special Menu (created by Maverick, chief gourmet and connoisseur of the Cafe ) - SNDY's khasi kavav: guffadi house wife harulai - Camo's chipchipe kukhura: patnibrata purush harulai - Jack's bhagera soup - Udashi's udash khasi : udash twat master harulai - Loote's boka ko thungungra jhol: sara nepali boka harulai - Flippy's flop sekuwa kavav - TL's kalejo fry - Audrey's chicken biryani - Danny's chicken damadam - Shrish's shiskavav - Capty's captani deer masu - Rythm's piro piro mo:mo - Deep's chicken deep-fry ( good combo with Deep's local twat:) - Juggy's Chakachak pork chop - Thapap's what-do-i-know kalij soup - Lemony's lemon marinated badel ko masu( good with extra chili) - Avani's Bavani rakati - ImI's mutton curry - Athena's chewla - NPL2US's bheja fry - Maverick's sadeko haas ko masu - Amazing's parewa roast - Kalankistan's khasi ko andra-bhudi, hyakulla ko kabab, kabuli Chana Fry, Hans ko Chwela
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Dasain Song (composed by Camo, inspired by Sitara)
On the first day of Dashain, my true love sent to me A Gallon of local rakhsi.
On the second day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Two, online khasi, And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the third day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fourth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fifth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the sixth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the seventh day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the eighth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the ninth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the tenth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Ten Rupees, tika and jamara, Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi. -----
(Photo credits: Google images - rosemaryandpeter.com, keyway.ca, apptomix.com)
Find it too tedious to greet everyone one-on-one? Copy and paste to say hi
to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey,
Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena,
NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated
Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain
Haddock
(if your name is missing from the list,
apologies in advance. Please let me know and it will be added. This
list is based off Mav's menu with some additions)
As for Flippy kissing her boy friend, man, I wish them both the very best and can only hope she's not wearing any of those brands of lipstick on the list ... re kya.. he he he
(Flips, that was in jest, and it was Audrey, not me, who, true to her name, had the audacity to even suggest you could do such a thing - LOL!)
Bhago!
Manvi -
Ha ha ah ... yeah and be a sugar grand daddy, huh? LOL!
Maverick -
Came across this Colbert video on Amitab and Sharukh, not sure if you and others have already seen it, but it makes for a good laugh:
SNDI, Hello, long time no see? . how's the 2 year old? and how's the 40+ big boy? . on serious note, i really missed you.as audrey said, you truly are the super glue. lagane ke baad nikalne ka naam hi nahi leti hope all's well. Camo, Hello, long time no see? . how's your 'true love'? . tomorrow's the first day, so one gallon rakshi's on its way?
Jack, Hello, long time no see? . dashain ko homework garna thaleu?
Udashi, Hello, long time no see? . seriously, where u?
Loote, Hello, long time no see? . ke chha sathi? mukh dhois?
Flip Flop, Hello, long time no see? . ke ho testo trivia? . kaam chhaina? padnu pardaina? dashain ramro sanga aachaina, katti changa udauna sakya hola? hijo pura dhago lutna basya thiyeu re ni mandali hanera?..hahaha Tamang Lady, Hello, long time no see? . How's your baldie co-worker? i am sure he's started to wear a wig, now that u've started to flirt with him. . lucky chap. hope all's well.
Audrey, Hello, long time no see? . lootekukur and casanova? haha didn't know u're good in cracking jokes here and there...bu seriously, i dunno what women want. really! care to share your experience/wisdom? i am sure u have both or at least one for sure . hope all's well . Danny bro, Hello, long time no see? Aviator says u've diarhorrea? . guess u must be typing from restroom then hoina? . and what is she talking about your gender? . time to post a pic or two may be?hope all's well
Shirish sir, Hello, long time no see? . read your sher of the day. wow! superb creation. i liked the 'middle' one the most.hope all's well
Rythm niece, Hello, long time no see? . where u go? . i miss you so . u love that song hoina? and now it's my turn to listen to it over and over again... . come back now please, will you?
Deep, Hello, long time no see? . Read 'bhauju'. nice job! Juggy, Hello, long time no see? . MIA? what's new bro? hope all's well... Thapap, Hello, long time no see? . MIA? what's new bro? hope all's well.... what's your plan for dashain?
Limca, Hello, long time no see? . my oh my...was it you in here yesterday? . don't intend to steal your thunder but ke ho? dai harulai bhandai nabhani kana move gardine? bhayena hai yesto!
Avani, Hello, long time no see? . i was thinking the other day..how dare u decide to not write for sooooo long after making such an impressive debut? . timi sanga bolnu pani bekaar chha!!!! ..seriously, what u doing not writing? hope all's well... ImI, Hello, long time no see? . hahaha...u into craigslist's chicks now? hahahaha..and eying on those beauty without brains huh? hahahaha...now u r talking business hahaha Athena,
Hello, long time no see? . hope all's well....
NPL2US, Hello, long time no see? . i am soooooooo happy for you bro. when's the wedding?
Maverick, Hello, long time no see? . You a grad student? . abuii, i can relate to your pressure bro! keep working...hang in there
Amazing, Hello, long time no see? hope all's well....
Kalankistan, Hello, long time no see? hope all's well.... Cleopatra, Hello, long time no see? . still getting candies? ki slippers now?hope all's well....
Nepkanchi, Hello, long time no see? hope all's well....
Isolated
Freak, Hello, long time no see? hope all's well....
NKC, Hello, long time no see? hope all's well....
Hi Nanu, Hello, long time no see? hope all's well....
Nepaali (jyu), look who's here!!!! ...Hello, long time no see? what a pleasant surprise! thought you went for an eternal hibernation like few others. congratulations on graduation. i am sure you're rocking in whatever you're doing at the moment. yes don't trade experience--it surely is a great asset one can have. as for my nick goes, i love it for many reasons--one being, i am a great friend/lover of dogs that too loote ones, aren't you? . call me loote for their sake haha, if you will hope all's well....
Sitara di, Hello, long time no see? . any literary work in the pipeline? grace us please, will you? hope all's well... Aznshawty, Hello, long time no see? ...hope all's well...
Mokshya, Hello, long time no see? ..prashant coming to US bhanne sunya thiyen..ahem dilwale 'dulha' le jayenge ho? hope all's well...
Bikash KC, Hello, long time no see? hope all's well...
Rockend, Hello, long time no see? ..what sort of articles( doctoral research work?) r u looking for? be more specific hai? hope all's well...
Manvi, Hello, long time no see? hope all's well.... what did you do to juggy grandpa?
Sum_off bro, Hello, long time no see? . saw your thread--in sequence. will hopefully go through it over this weekend. i don't know how i missed that one. must have come during one of those days when i hardly get any time to peek into sajha. and the lazy bum in me doesn't do 'looking-back-at-the-past' thing, else i would have surely found it with a lil bit of research. hope all's well...
Captain
Haddock Hello, long time no see? ...haha buddy bud! did a bit of research and knew that you too were MIA today for the most part. thought some paparazzis bumped into you most of whom of course were from sajha and you were busy posing for pictures and signing autographs for them ...hahaha btw, excellent (A+) job with the thread....cutting, chopping, decorations, garnishing and all . i always knew u were a good cook . hope all's well...
hope i didn't miss anyone. bha rahechha bhane, blame captain. i took it off the list he provided
nity nite folks. i will see u all when i do...
~adios
btw, this song gives me goose-pimples. dedicated to the betrayers' association. i am sure, none of the members is in this particular thread though
Haddock: I personally dont like to use word 'fan'. It sounds kinda like feudalistic word of the neocon. lol .But that guy and Jon stewart are amazing. Right blame them to be ultra left. Buty I find them totally main stream for American Media. Btw, I did had watch that video 3-4 times previously, but thanks anyway.
Loote: When did I mentioned I am agrad student. No I am not.
To others who are not thinking of coming into Cafe N:
"This is the temple, this is the steeple. Open the doors, get in there, you Atheist!" By S.C
Anon:-)), Oh how I've missed that much loved lexicon and unrestrained wit of yours :-) I would have been here sooner, but yes, there have been some changes in life; thus other priorities took center stage. Graduated from law school...yeah!! :-)) and moved to another place to start life in the rat race...although, yes, not being a rat makes it that much harder to survive :-)
As for Rugby, I do follow the game..well..the All Blacks actually :-)the big burly Maori's and their challenge ritual before every game is fascinating :-))..but I still think that John Howard should make you mascot for the Aussies...no need for national mourning then:-) Have a great weekend!
Cap'n: I assure you I haven't got the talents or the smarts to keep company with the likes of Sitara and Kiran Desai....I wish I did, but, if truth be told...my far from spectacular being does not lend itself to popularity of any kind :-).
You certainly seem to be a person of varied taste...from Dashain kababs to research on lead in Lipsticks...you cover the entire gamut :-)..well, now that the weekend is hear, I hope you have a good weekend!
Happy Friday to all wonderful people and happy October 12 to Nepte..
Audrey, haven't heard a compliment for a long long time now..though it was a sticky compliment, thank you nevertheless..
Loots, so ok, in other words chipku ho? This is IT now..never going to talk to u..ever again..and this time it's a real Katti..and yes, I DIDN'T MISS U AT ALL..and I DON'T CARE IF YOU DON'T COME FOR BHAITIKA !!!
Jack, Happy Vijaya Dashami ! Missing home...miss the smell of Dashain..
Capt. saab, I don't think Mangal Dhun works..I tried couple of times but didn't work..
Hi Nepaali, Deep and Nepkanchi..
Hey Mav, Dashain ko shopping sakyo? What's ur plan for dashain? Taas khelne ho?
Loote, Why did you have to remind me of Prashant? Darn I miss him more than I ever did . Thanks to you, now I need to spend the entire morning watching his performances and drooling over him
Oh a quick question, how do you make jamara? I mean what are the grains that you use and what part of a house(like east, west, north or south) do you prepare it in? I need to act like Ms-know-it-all with a friend of mine who's been planning to grow it in his house. Time of the year to impress just about anyone
Manvi - Be a sugar papa as well as work for you? Give them a finger and they want an arm!
Nepaali - LOL! As much as I'd like to thing I have wide ranging and varied interests, I can't in all honesty claim lipstick is one of them.It's just that I happened to read the "Most Emailed" section of the Globe. BTW, there is a long running joke/story about Tamang Lady's lipstick which is what really drove me to out that there. You have a good weekend and hope to see you around.
Brig Ma'am - Looks like the file hosting site disabled streaming or something. Will have to try and host it elsewhere. Not sure if I can upload to Sajha directly. Will try to fix and let you know. Thanks for pointing it out. Hope all is well.
Loote - Yeah, but unfortunately the paparazzi had been influenced by Shirish Dr Saab and they thought you and me were the same person. I got them off my back when they found out that was not the case. You be careful bud, they are in search of you now ... ha ha ha
Hi and Happy Friday to Camo, Jack, Udashi, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey,
Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena,
NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated
Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend.
Hi and Happy Ghatasthapana to Camo, Jack, Udashi, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey,
Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena,
NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Nepaali, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated
Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Kaaptan, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend!!!
Woweeeeeeee, the Ten days of Dashain looks great! Now, if only we could get camouflage to sing it in Deusi!!!
Naam bhaneey Haddock re kaam bhaney rakshi nakhaney re!!! Likes of Sitara and Kiran Desai re... When I grow up, I want to be Keran Desai! How can you even take both names in the same breath?!
Oi, you blue-house bashing guys, I was in the Blue house, kyaaaaaaaaaa!!! We beat the redhouse butt far too often to make a parade out of it! Kaatti garne bhanya ni! ;)
Nepaali, Congratulations! Given your wit and repartees, I would hate to be on the opposing side. :)
Sitara, hey..just because I was in the red house doesn't mean you have to delete my name and say hi to the rest..so not fair la? Red House is the best ni Sitara...all the way..ni..I'm sure ur sis would agree hoina? Reminded me of school days..fighting over stupid things..he he..was loads of fun hagi?
Capt. saab, wanted to hear mangal dhun this morning..tyasaile matrai ho..all's well at my end..what's for lunch?
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. how's the 2 year old? and how's the 40+ big boy? 
. come back now please, will you?
what's new bro? hope all's well...
. as for my nick goes, i love it for many reasons--one being, i am a great friend/lover of dogs that too loote ones, aren't you? 
.But that guy and Jon stewart are amazing. Right blame them to be ultra left. Buty I find them
. Thanks to you, now I need to spend the entire morning watching his performances and drooling over him 
;)