Welcome to the Dashain edition of the Cafe. Wishing everyone a happy Dasain and Tihar! Please click here for our last edition and links therein to previous editions. For a brief history and other trivia about this series, check out this edition. To find out more about the festival check out Wikipedia and Nepal Home Page As per popular demand, this is a BYOG (bring your own goat) and BYOC (bring your own chiura) celebration. If you don't have a goat and would like to buy one for yourself or gift one to someone else who doesn't have one, both major Nepal-focussed gift sites offer goats and other livestock for sale: - Thamel.com - Muncha.com Mangal/Malshree Dhun (click second button from left to play) Thanks to Ritthe for allowing us to stream from his site

Cafe Dasain Special Menu (created by Maverick, chief gourmet and connoisseur of the Cafe ) - SNDY's khasi kavav: guffadi house wife harulai - Camo's chipchipe kukhura: patnibrata purush harulai - Jack's bhagera soup - Udashi's udash khasi : udash twat master harulai - Loote's boka ko thungungra jhol: sara nepali boka harulai - Flippy's flop sekuwa kavav - TL's kalejo fry - Audrey's chicken biryani - Danny's chicken damadam - Shrish's shiskavav - Capty's captani deer masu - Rythm's piro piro mo:mo - Deep's chicken deep-fry ( good combo with Deep's local twat:) - Juggy's Chakachak pork chop - Thapap's what-do-i-know kalij soup - Lemony's lemon marinated badel ko masu( good with extra chili) - Avani's Bavani rakati - ImI's mutton curry - Athena's chewla - NPL2US's bheja fry - Maverick's sadeko haas ko masu - Amazing's parewa roast - Kalankistan's khasi ko andra-bhudi, hyakulla ko kabab, kabuli Chana Fry, Hans ko Chwela (If your item is not yet listed, please post it and it will be added)

Dasain Song (composed by Camo, inspired by Sitara)
On the first day of Dashain, my true love sent to me A Gallon of local rakhsi.	On the second day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Two, online khasi, And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the third day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fourth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the fifth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the sixth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the seventh day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the eighth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the ninth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
	On the tenth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Ten Rupees, tika and jamara, Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi. -----

Find it too tedious to greet everyone one-on-one? Copy and paste to say hi to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock (if your name is missing from the list, apologies in advance. Please let me know and it will be added. This list is based off Mav's menu with some additions)

Flippu, lol... so what is number 13? didn't get it? Automata theory? :O But if you click it, it will take it to some other link and it has a picture of a hottie :P made my day re kyaa.

I liked "six feet under" ;)

shirish guru,

euta ghazal janu paryo...

those who had thot that their wish came true..guess wat?since im here..yeah!make a better wish!which has a chance of actualizing!

haha..i dunno wat i just typed above, but pls do let me continue..and hopefully i will apprehend wat i end up typing from this moment on ..and with that said!
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oho!!kayho!wat do i see bhaney!..not suprising that this place is filled with nepalis..but tis a day!momentous!!(its been jotted down? i hope!for who knows if such an occurrence might take place again!!!)i see a bird!i see plane!but not in my wildest imagination did i think i see some nepaali again!(jpt haha)

well ok ok..enuf dramatics eh?but well such a joy it is seeing someone after a while..darn!where is the "soldier" guy when u need him!;oP

anyways i guess i shud keep it short(cos i feel this is how it shud be in this place?or anywhere for that matters, when its about me tying some bs!;oP.. yaha fast paced cha hoina?:o| will u even notice this after it goes inside some few page?;oP hehe)..

u followed the rugby world cup too?or just heard it in the news?the erudite person someone is ;oP i think howard pushed the election further due to the wallabies loss..was he in a sombre mood?or just delayin it cos the public still seemed to not favour the liberals?politics and wat it doesnt touch!!urghh!:oS...oh funny as it is..i think i didnt feel that great when i found out they lost, smthin else had taken up my time(still is :oS hehe) so didnt get to watch the match :oS..i dunno wat happened..but rewind it 4 yrs back...same teams playng and it was the finals of the world cup(rugby!;oP) and when wilky kicked that field goal in the dying minutes!there i was jumpin with euphoria!and now? same teams and tho its not the final..same result, england won again(tho everyone thot it was a forgone conclusion they will be flyin back the next day) wilky scored a bulk and made a big diff again!..everything kinda seems the same?not really..seems like my feelns have changed!or so it seems!:oS time sure does change a person eh?

so how much have u changed?duh!;oP hehe and no i wasnt "building" it all up to ask this ;oP..smtimes when u dun ask.the other person never says anything hau :oS ..so yeah dun feel like a stranger re kya ;oP..and if anyone wanna comment about my length urghh :oS hehe.. couldnt just let the chance go hoina?cos realization has hit me!i really had wanted to let it out regarding the outcome of the match..im already feeln tomrrow when i wake up..this time i really will be kinda over it and this time for real!;oP

hope all is well!do stop over here when u can make it..i mean im kinda a "full-time" pauna here..ask sndy!she said i will always be that re!;oP..and well i dun always wanna be the only pauna here ..do i?esp who seems to do nothing to "help" and come more regularly than the regulars!maan na maan..main toh hogeya mai-maan is that how that hindi dialogue go?hehe

i guess it will be hard in the rat race...esp when ur not really a rat?;oP show those rats!!
and oh not much adventures here or anything, if u actually were to see how i pass my time/life..u might doze off and never wake up?;oP haha..of cos if i could type about it, how boring it might seem to others, i would ;oP..errr didnt i already say my farewells?

oh before i go..haha..if the wallabies needed some cheering..i guess me being there with them would def help eh?i mean them kickn my arse and havin the time of their life?oh well if thats how its supposed to be hehe..believe me!im pretty sure some ppl's idea of fun would be to kick some others arse :o| hehe..errr do i fall into that group of "ppl" errr...i cant really give u an answer right now ..its a tricky question!duh!;oP hehe..but yeah do find aussies are humorous and frenly, the ones i know/knew ;oP... well not everyone ..tho im sure they would say the same for me if i start opening my mouth!haha..good for me i love listening to jokes/stories and enjoyn them instead of me tryn to do the same and spoiling the whole joke/story!haha..really bad at that!and not kiddn u!typing and talkn is diff!!..errr not wel not so diff..as in i still kill the humour..buts its def easier to let it flow when u feel like u got the cloak of anonymity eh?;oP

catch u around...adieu!:oD
and oh if u by any chance knock into the soldier person..pass him my hi's :oD

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..ok next! wahahaaha

lets try one liners..(im sure someone shud be stoppin for some pour souls sake!but alas!if he had a soul he might have halted!) and no!not mahabharaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat length one liners!
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sndy..devangri(?) wats that?hehe...jk btw!if i didnt know that urghhh!!how can i ever forget smthing that has given me so much pain all thru my life! tho im overcoming it bit slowly but surely..esp those couple of days before yest..haha!ended up readn...(more like tryn to read ;oP) the devangris in sajha..(check out kalankis bro's!esp the one which has already sunk few pages deep in here :oS hehe dun u wish u could write like that?im sure u can!im talkn about me!when i said "u" ;oP )..but seriously its not good for ur head tryn to read nepali esp when ur not even sure u pronounced it right esp when u dunno wat that word means, when u never have heard of it take care!if busy for u is good(since ur a bit busy now hoina?) stay busy!
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lemoney!errr...do u think the guy who doesnt get chosen by flippu would wanna come fall into my wide open arms?not that im gonna open my arms for him!..more likely scenario..he would wanna to wrapped around the arms of the person who introduced flippu to him? wat goes around comes around? but meant it in a good way hai :oD...

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flippu!!makin faces re?its straight faced i tell u!more like square!so all these emotes are just naatak i tell u!;oP hehe..and thats a good thing i tell u!u dun wanna imagine such expressions on my face and well..freaky!straight faced is already freaky enuf eh?;oP

oh btw 2 down! thats wh im here a bit ;oP hehe..but yeah still got tonnes more!wat am i doing here?

and wat is this lateral thinkn about?:oS..fill it up?wantin to try it!if i knew wat i was supposed to do!:oS

catch u around hai!:oD
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camo...if she minds!she has a mind!if she has a mind!errr its festive season?im sure she will let u have a gallon just for this period?;oP hehe..well if she doesnt!wat are we here for?we help u finish the gallon and more of the beverage!:oD

im pretty sure u aint an alki are u?tho even an alki will deny vehemently when asked if he/she is one...err u arent are u? i know i aint...that is until i start to drink!after that i dunno!!
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aud?writing?write more!and well this type and the other type too!that type ni!!...still am looking foward!budeskaal nagla hai look foward garda garda esp since sum ..err sumoff said he wont be typing until winter...i mean u know hoina? "with power/talent comes responsibilities" so..yeah!!dun deny ur power..slash talent! hehe

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capt! loving wat u updated on the 1st post!the pictures..the words...the contents!pne by one, everything is falling in pieces!u work in that field?if u dun, that is pretty suprising!but then again let it be known it aint suprising of wat u did re kya (i guess like sndy says..ur the official cafe creator/starter!or do u prefer to be the unofficial official cafe creator?;oP)

oh cheers for lettn me know ur willin to give me some time..will let u know when im done with makin up the survey questions and all..and well then we will see wat will happen..if u dun have the time then..it will be ok!just gotta go with the flow hoina already feels good knowin ur willin as is sndy...and some others whom i shall not mention!;oP...

and i only did a quick look here...but loote bro has he been here for a while?do u reckon he took ur idea and is off having dinner and wat not! with those ppl(of the other gender) who was askn for ur number and some other details?...if thts true!loote bro dun follow capt's example!!do make sure u collect the $100 from each and everyone!!i want to the round the world trip!

oh btw regarding the menu..i know not!wat that chicken damadam is!and before someone asks me to make one next time!pls do change it!!and i think i got this perfect recipe!got it from my lecturer :oD..he was there telln us..those vege salad is really good..since it is negative calories !it contains no calories and while eatin/chewing it u lose some calories and duh!u will get negative calories!!!

well we aint any food nutritionist ..how were we to know he was jokin?:oS guess there are times we shudnt take our lecturers seriously?;oP hehe
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loote bro!..
guess wat? i didnt miss the train!neither today!nor yest!..i even got the express train!which save me quite a lot of time!talk about timing!!!and fate of cos! well i guess there is always tomorrow to miss another train!

cya!:oD
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kalanki bro ..i might be look for u regarding some nepali vocab in the not so distant future..so yeah u been warned !;oP hehe

the "thalu" one was nice!:oD
dun wanna write a love letter in the other thread?haha..that thread is pretty crackn!tho cant understand a lot :oS hehe..
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shiirish!and i thot ppl liked the idea of being MISSED?or is it just me? not many ppl are gonna "miss" me?and i guess i gotta thank u for it?
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mav!dun wonder too much when u see this!haha ..have a good one!up early?:oD

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imi..i knew i was missing smthing!!no not u!i dun think u want that either hoina?;oP haha...
khasi!!!!tho aint really that much a meat lover..i guess the festive period is gettn to me?darn in hypocrites will always be hypocrites!festive period or not!..u got any recipe for khasi?my fren makes one finger lickn good!darn!lucky i remembered!i better get the recipe from him tomorrow before he flies off :o|...

want me to pass u if i get his?or u want to share urs?the choice is urs!;oP
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alright i better call it a night..i saw the sign!!stomach growled haha!and yeah guess just had to let it a bit out today...had been building up the past few weeks..so dun mind me!cos guess wat?its gonna be building up the moment i stop here!haha..so yeah!forget the past(as in once u see this ..consider it as the "past"?) cos yeah..."future" looks scary and that i might type again!;oP hehe

oh just got reminded of a song...pretty old school me thinks...

enjoy!if u do click it!;oP hehe..

hope it works!

good day!:oD

ps i thot it was pretty short!i stopped myself so..no complaints hai!;oP hehe

i saw the sign..and it opened my eyes..
i saw the sign..
life is demanding..without understanding..
i saw the sign..

*gone for today ;oP hehe*

I saw the sign - Ace of Base

Yupppiieeeee I managed to read everything Danny wrote..LOL..sorry Danny, but half of the things were too html for me..he he..

Hey Mav and Kali..k cha?

de danananananna!! danny hero, waah waah!! :P Dude, it looks like you were being chased by all the hotties from the land of spicy noodles. LOL... Run Danny Run.... dhyan tyan tyan tyaan...

giggity. :P

Okay, I think u should re-edit, and "press" the HTML button and change it to TEXT button and repost it... Should work ... ;)

Phew, that's better Danny..I did try managed to read all everything though..which is an achievement (at least for me). Yes, it's nice being busy..but miss cafe ni hoina? It'll be great if u're busy half day and get busy in the cafe the other half..would be perfecto...la see u around..hai ta..time to get busy..with the work of course..he he

sndy u that fast a reader?or u type faster than u read?so u ended up typng 1st?;oP hehe

hows it goin?:oD


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kalanki bro..i think as far as i can remember..the only things that chases me..that has chased me is kukurs :oS..and no ..not loote bro type :oP...

and i was doing it all in text..pasting the embedding code..but seems like it takes time to update :oS..thanks for clearing it up for me..if not i def would have started to get frustrated if i hadnt seen u say that :oD hehe

anyways where is the land of the spicy noodles?i can be a hero there re?yeah i think i need an image change!and having hotties chasing me!doesnt matter if they are coming to burn me ;oP...where or where is that place!direction pls!!!i have been tempted!

sndy...u goin?
good good!now i can go too!unless kalanki bro types pronto!...do u hear/read kalanki bro?;oP hehe

have a great busy time!:oD

LOL, I can't say I'm a fast reader..but tried to read your post prior to being edited..he he..I'm here for a while but will get busy soon..

here for a while?wat do u know...im here for a while too!hehe

so whos gonna leave 1st?let the bets roll!!
*whispers to sndy* 50/50...we will go the way ppl aint bettin?

yeah yeah!waitn can be quite a bore..in the middle of the night!:o| hehe

anyways before one goes..one has to let the other know hai ;oP

Ok, I'm still here hai..LOL Danny..I hear u, I hear u..

for a while there i thot u left me sndy! dun ever do that again!

hehe

well i was in the midst of typing in sumoffs thread too..(oh and did i tell u!im actually typin now cos im learnin to keep it concise!wat do u think?im improving aint i? *note!someone needs encouragement!lots of it!so pl dun be thrifty!)

Danny, LOL..u're so funny..of course you're improving..r kya..but there wasn't any need for improvement ni..u were already too good..

sndyshriiiiii!parantu aap ne kaha toh!bhagwan bhi maneyga!!

main to improve hogeyla re!!party mere naam!sndysrriiii account mey!
alright that def sounds more nonsense than i could normally sprout..but fren and i was talkn about mahabharat and stuffs..kinda remembered how they gave their speechess..."pitashriiiii!!!....siteeeeeee!!..mahtey!!.." and those stuffs..are those sanskrit, the words they use in those serials? fren was askn that..u know sanskrit? even if u dun..just put share some words here to add to my vocab!!esp from those serials..u def must love them hoina?

LOL, I loved Ravan at one point..but got bored later on..sanskrit shabd ta kehi ayena ahile..maybe aayushman bhava...since I said that to Nepte few days back when he dhogo my feet..LOL..if you've read what he wrote, u'll know what I'm talking about..

haha..yeah!btw if someone else dhokey u?i hope u wont repeat the same blessing?wat does it mean tho?i think nepte made a bit halla on it?haha....wanna test it?i think someones head/neck is gettn tired and falln down!;oP

 and thinkn of ravan..oh the guilt is comin back...all those guilt tht i have on when i was younger and i really thot of that person(character) as an evul one!judging him for being a raches..urghhh!!!:oS...

has ur kid watched ramayan/mahabharat yet?;oP

Not yet Danny, he's just turning two..I'm reading him stories though..short stories on Krishna and Ganesha..he loves them..btw, I even bought some Amar Chitra Katha..he doesn't really like them though..It used to be fun reading those comics..I wish I could find phantom and mandrake..used to love those..

Gotta go hai ta aba..it was nice talking to u Danny..see you around.

Dana, nana, banana........see i'm improving day-by-day(in making rhymes) but the  credit goes to your inspiring name.
No i don't have night duties everytime, today i had -but got off early........& ya i'll surely let u know how that dish tastes after i'll make it, that is if i get time....

Before i forget, sorry to chime-in people..... i just had to reply to danny & i saw him here, so i thought y not here, as this way i could also let you know some of his secrets......

1. He is having diarrhoea... ( blame your self danny,as u started it first)
2. He is not He ..........heheheheheheheheeeeeeee

ok, before he jumps down my throat.......OFF I GO!

GoodNite Everybody

hehe..alright guess its time for me to go too..if not i will suffer in 4 hrs time haha..

cheers for the good company!:oD...and dun forget the dose of enid blyton's on him ;o)...
and maybe in another few yrs..harry potter and later adrian mole series..just suggesting..ur the expert/experience one with kids!:oD

and Hi to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock

oh it doesnt hurt to say hi to oneself too hoina?too lazy to edit..i mean!its capts hard work!!i cant delete/edit!!;oP haha..and if im repeating my hi's to some of u...actually i wanted to say more re kya!;oP

good morn!:oD

(added stuffs haha)

alright was really headn off!and i mean really really really head is dozing off! so sorry for being back ;oP

darn the multi-taskn!(gotta blame smthing! ;oP hehe) i never realised someone's post was flying above me!!!:o|

i guess it all makes sense why im having a tummy upset right now!and its def not cos of not eatn at the proper time!no!its not those chillis!nor that pickle, which might have gone bad!i thot that pickle had been emptied more than a mth ago..so imagine my glee when i spotted that jar of bottle which was nearly emptied of pickles!the night just made me crave for some strong awakening taste! i felt it must be due to some good things that i did in my life(cant recall any or must have done them my past life(if such a thing exist!;oP hehe) the pickles were super sour!dun recall it having this kinda taste before..

so all i wanna ask is, who put the pickles jar in the fridge!and its def not the time playn my mind!!but i smell someone!errr did i  add...smells nice?;oP duh!

oi avi! ke ko he is not he re and still  adding  "he he he he heeee..."

anyways just sayn hi :oD..and jump on ur throat?:oS..i thot someone once mentioned, we shud aim for the SHOULDERS?;oP hehe
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cya around..and want some eye drops?;oP ..try cuttn tonnes of fresh onions..that might help?;oP...for now i hear the birds chirping :oD...
guess its tryn to tell me....sojha danny..sojha..gham is jhulking timi still not dhulking? wat do u call that rhyme?watever ;oP..

good morn!:oD
and hi to all!if u dun wake up in 2 hrs time!can someone pls wake me up!wahahaha ;oP

*gone*