Welcome To Cafe N
Paradise welcomes you

Good Morning..

Sndy: K cha?

Nepte:

Flips: I am alright? what about you pal?

Camo bro: whats up? I am good, surving in this chilling weather.

Danny boi: ahilye ta desk ma coffee cha:p I dont have lots of things.....

 

Before I vanish again, hello to every one in the cafe. I hope all of you are having great time. Gone again !!!

 

Sparrow

What do you call a person who keeps on talking even when nobody is interested at all??

Juggy they call Nepte in the sajha land. that's what i do here anyway!!!


Hi everyone!!!

Hey wonderful people..

Danny Danny Danny..me thikai chu..timi kasto chaw? Haven't seen you for a while..miss reading your hi and hellos..:) You need to miss your train more often..:)

Neptem, ha ha..where's your story?

Hey Jack, k bho? busy ho?

Mav, k cha?

Juggs, ha ha..would that be me? LOL..

Rest of the gang..helloooooooooooo

Loots, k bho?

i am fyaaaaaaaaaan thanku

Nepte, kasko fan?

dijju ma ta hajur ko fan!!! east or west, Sndy dijju is the best!!!

rest of the gang where ya'll at? come out, let's rock!!!!

.Good Afternoon Cafe!

Sisterjaan: ha ha ha!! Another fish ko pachhi pareko herna mann laageko chhaina? LOL!! How've you been? Aba ta Chhote Nawab lai fishing sikaune bela bhayo ni. Has he started looking for fish yet? :-)

Danny bro: Nice to see you in here too. About LooTe's story, I have not even started to read it yet. Printed the story and marked it as a "To Read". Hopefully, I will complete reading it eventually. I am glad he has written the complete story at once, otherwise it would be another tough work just gather the whole story and print. :D

By the way Sisterjaan, How do you manage to read all these stories and still stop Sanju baba from going fishing? Could you please email me your calender?

Mav bro: You should move to Florida!! :-)

Sparrow: Quick hi! before you are lost. Or may be before I am lost. :-) Howdy?

Juggy: We call her sndy. Another question please.

npl2us bro: Where's the story, brother?

Hello to flip flop, LooTe, Captain, Avani, Cleo, TL, Rythm (exam ma byasta?), Lemon (you too?), thapap (hajur pani?), Cerine, Nails, NKC, Bhaute and rest of our gangs.

Salute!!

Nepte..ha ha..at least I have one fan..do u need my autograph? LOL..timi ni..

Camobhaijaan, abui..my leg pulling day ho? I'll email you my calendar hai ta..LOL

Camo bro, even "How Bhairab Bahadur Saved Ram Singh's Life" makes more sense than my stories!!!! kina story ko pachhaadi pareyko vaneyaa?

Dijju, if i do not have to come to SndyTL Nautanki Base, i need your autograph.

So they call him/her 'Professor!!'
Words to live by!

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much leave me the hell alone.

2. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and leaky tire.

3. It’s always darkest before dawn. So if you’re going to steal your neighbor’s newspaper, that’s the time to do it.

4. Don’t be irreplaceable. If you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.

5. Always remember that you’re unique. Just like everyone else.

6. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

7. If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

8. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.

9. If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

11. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

12. If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.

13. Some days you’re the bug; some days you’re the windshield.

14. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

15. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

16. A closed mouth gathers no foot.

17. Duct tape is like ‘The Force’. It has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

18. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

19. Generally speaking, you aren’t learning much when your lips are moving.

20. Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

21. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

22. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

Have a good day ya all!!

सबै क्याफेको साथिहरुलाइ हामि चौतारि बासिको तर्फ बात हप्पि होलि।
भाउते दा ल ल समात्नुसत लुते दाइलाइ म त्यो रङ मिसिएको पानि उहाको ताउको देखि पोखाइ दिन्चौ
sndy di, danny, sparrow, flipy, tamang di, क्याप्तेन साब, कुम्ले दादु, माकुर, जुग्गे, नेप्ते सबै जना बाहिर अौनुस त चित्तो। खित् खित् खित् अब बाहिर आयो भने भाउते दाइ सबैलाइ रङ र लोलाले हान्नु पर्च है

helloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo Cafeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Happy Holi

लौ चौतारी ग्याङ होली खेल्न आयो है !

दिज्युुुुुुुुुुुुुुुुुुुुुुुुुुुुु खै कता गइसियो? झट्टै यहाँ आइसियोस्।

लुतेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेेे  कता गायप? तिम्रो स्टोरीको बुक उतातिर राखेर आउ है, पानीले भिज्ला ! हा हा हा हा हा हा हा हा

फ्लिपीईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईइ किन झ्यालबाट लुकेर हेरिराखेको? खोइ खोइ ठूल्नानी एउटा लोला लेउ, भेन्टिलेशन खुल्लै रे'छ, फ्लिपीलाई लोला हान्नु पर्यो।

नेप्टे फेरि खाटमुनि छिरेको हो कि के हो? ढोकाबाट बाल्टीले पानी हुत्याइदिनु पर्छ भित्र, अनि त्यै पानीको भेलमा बगेर बाहिर निस्किन्छ नेप्टे लोल ! हा हा हा हा हा

माकुरे ! लोल ! रुखमा चढेर लुकेर बसेको रे'छ, लौ लौ रिठ्ठे माकुरेका खुट्टा समातेर तानेर यहाँ पछार त।

रिदम ! ह्वेर आर यु ?  छिट्टो यता आउ। आज यो रातो रङ जत्ति सप्पै तिमीलाई हा हा हा हा आइ नो यु क्यान्ट रिड नेपाली फन्ट। सासुजानलाई सोध्नु मैले के भनेको भनेर। हे हे हे हे हे हे  

कुम्ले दााााााााााााााााााााााााा के हो? बे' गरेका जति सप्पै कोठा भित्रै हजुर जस्तो गायप भो भने हामी भाइहरु होली को सँग खेल्ने त?  आज त ढोका फोरेर नै भित्र पसिन्छ, पहिले नै शतर्क गराएको छ है। ढोका खुल्दा हाम्ले मुख छोप्न नपरोस लोल !

ड्यानी बोइ , still gone to lay?  :oD :-D *&^^55  @#$ )9*&  he he he he wahahahahahahahahaha :-| :-| :-D :oD छिट्टो यता आउ है, नत्र बेलुनमा पानी हैन ढुङ्गा भरेर हानिन्छ तिमीलाई त :-) :oD  :oS

Juggy ओईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईईइइइइइइइ कता मरेको जोगी मोरो? आज होलीको दिन त कमसेकम खरानी नघसेर अबिर घस्नु नि।

स्प्यारो, हामी त्यैँ आउनु परेको हो कि के हो? हे हे हे हे हे हे हे हे हे

तामाङलेडी? डम्फू बोकेर खुरुक्क यतै आउनुहुन्छ कि हामी नै लोला बोकेर त्यता आउनु परो हँ?

ओई क्याप्टेननननननननननननननननननननननननननननननननननननननन ! आज ह्याट फुकालेर आउ है, नत्र तिम्रो ह्याटको बेहाल हुन्छ  बासी चिया बोकेर नआउनु नि।

रेस्ट अभ द ग्याङ ! खुरुक्क शो अप हेयर, आज एक एकलाई रङको ड्रममा डुबाउँदै निकाल्दै गर्नु पर्छ, लोल !

 

Happy Holi Cafe !

.Happy Holi to all Cafeterians!!

Enjoy the Color!! :-)

Holi ko subhakamana,

dui jarkin bhang ra dui drum pani ta hamile pani rakhya cha thuli ra bhaute...
aah toh gaye ho ab bach ke kaise jaaoge... hahahahah ahahahah

timi haru lai tyahi drumma chopalnu parcha

sign pen ko rang misako chai hoina hai.... marker ko matra ho

bhag misako lassi khaye pachi kata kata chadincha kata kata ni Bhaute... aafailai herana ulto suruwal ra dui thari ko chappal lagayera aako chau... tyo daya ko chappal baya ma , debre ko chai dahine khutta ma

Cafe Holi Special: Bhang misako espresso... chautari ma chaiye ma pahilai order garnu hai sndy lai....

Happy holi to everyone in the Cafe!

 

खित् खित् खित् क्याफेको साथिहरु हामि होलि खेल्न आयो भनेर दराएर खात मुनि लुकेर बसेको जस्तो च।

La malai ta Camo bro lai dekhena uptown....