Welcome to the Dashain edition of the Cafe. Wishing everyone a happy Dasain and Tihar! Please click here for our last edition and links therein to previous editions. For a brief history and other trivia about this series, check out this edition. To find out more about the festival check out Wikipedia and Nepal Home Page As per popular demand, this is a BYOG (bring your own goat) and BYOC (bring your own chiura) celebration. If you don't have a goat and would like to buy one for yourself or gift one to someone else who doesn't have one, both major Nepal-focussed gift sites offer goats and other livestock for sale: - Thamel.com - Muncha.com Mangal/Malshree Dhun (click second button from left to play) Thanks to Ritthe for allowing us to stream from his site

Cafe Dasain Special Menu (created by Maverick, chief gourmet and connoisseur of the Cafe ) - SNDY's khasi kavav: guffadi house wife harulai - Camo's chipchipe kukhura: patnibrata purush harulai - Jack's bhagera soup - Udashi's udash khasi : udash twat master harulai - Loote's boka ko thungungra jhol: sara nepali boka harulai - Flippy's flop sekuwa kavav - TL's kalejo fry - Audrey's chicken biryani - Danny's chicken damadam - Shrish's shiskavav - Capty's captani deer masu - Rythm's piro piro mo:mo - Deep's chicken deep-fry ( good combo with Deep's local twat:) - Juggy's Chakachak pork chop - Thapap's what-do-i-know kalij soup - Lemony's lemon marinated badel ko masu( good with extra chili) - Avani's Bavani rakati - ImI's mutton curry - Athena's chewla - NPL2US's bheja fry - Maverick's sadeko haas ko masu - Amazing's parewa roast - Kalankistan's khasi ko andra-bhudi, hyakulla ko kabab, kabuli Chana Fry, Hans ko Chwela (If your item is not yet listed, please post it and it will be added)

Dasain Song (composed by Camo, inspired by Sitara)
On the first day of Dashain, my true love sent to me A Gallon of local rakhsi.	On the second day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Two, online khasi, And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the third day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the fourth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the fifth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the sixth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
On the seventh day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the eighth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.	On the ninth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi.
	On the tenth day of Dashain, my true love sent to me Ten Rupees, tika and jamara, Nine pictures of durgaa, Eight tickets for rotey ping, Seven imported drinks, Six onion rings, Five chicken wings, Four packets of chiura, Three plates of choyella, Two, online khasi And a gallon of local rakshi. -----

Find it too tedious to greet everyone one-on-one? Copy and paste to say hi to SNDY, Camo, Jack, Udashi, Loote, Flip Flop, Tamang Lady,Audrey, Danny, Shrish,Rythm, Deep, Juggy,Thapap, Lemony, Avani, ImI, Athena, NPL2US, Maverick, Amazing, Kalankistan,Cleopatra,Nepkanchi, Isolated Freak, NKC, Hi Nanu, Nepaali, Sitara, Aznshawty, Mokshya, Bikash KC, Rockend, Manvi, Captain Haddock (if your name is missing from the list, apologies in advance. Please let me know and it will be added. This list is based off Mav's menu with some additions)

Hello Folks - A very good afternoon!

Cleo Maicha - Who did you meet? Don't say Ajay Jadeja. How you?
Danny - G'luck with everything including no-browsing-sajha mission. :-)
Captain - Any plans for Dashain?
kalanki - I was looking for Badelko maasu ko picture but couldn't find.
Mega Boy - Did I already wish yoou happy Dashain?
Loote Puppy - kati Chatterbox huney hai, it's fun to be quiet sometimes. You say what?
sndy, TL - Dashainko plan k cha?
Lemoney - Bg with assignments eh?
npl2us - is it yet to bail out?
Camo - I have some pictures for you from the hometown, was trying to recognize those lanes and roads! :*sighs*
Bhangeyra - I guess you are somewhere around the mid-term time, G'luck.
thapap - Again trying to open your wndows with a mouse? In jest. ;-) Hope all is well.
NKC - School taking a toll out of you eh?

Oh man, the list goes on and on. Hence, good wishes to everyone on the ocassion of Dashain.

Wow, i'm just loving all the options in this text box !!!

Hello everyone!! How is everyone doing?? A very happy early dasain to all :D

Great job with the poem there cams. rock on ji. balle balle.

Cleo,

You were here? Haray.. kina nabhaneko sillly. How did you like it here?? Which one did you like better.. the place or the hospitality? ;)

Sndy,

Still busy with work? ki dasain shopping? This placce is suna suna without you ;)

npl2us,

K cha saathi? What the plan for dasain? Naya luga kinyo? :P

Caps,

Balle balle jee. Hows it going? Dasshara ke liye nepal aah rahe hai na? Aap ke farm mein please jamara ropna suru kardijiye, ok jee?

TL,

Darshan. Hows it going? Dasain e-shopping start bhayo? :P haha. Hows it going? check your message hai ek choti.

Flips,

Hows it going? Whats new? Say hi to Avs hai. Dasain ma k garne plan cha? DO you guys play cards?? ahhhhh cards and changa.. my fav things to do :D

Loots,

K cha? hows it going? excited about the soon-to-come timro day or not? ;)

Mavs and Rythm,

Hows it going you two? Kata gayab? I dont see you guys here. Busy shopping or wat?

 

Aru sabai lai hi, hello

kina bhane aaudai cha dasain ramailo

haha.

 

Uff what a blunder with the enter button. This new thingy is sorta tricky plus I dont seem to be able to use the smileys :(

Flips,

Nice to see you!! Hows it going? Busy with assingments hoina busy with fall break which unfortunately will be over by the end of the day :( Cricketer bhane pachi kati chito excited bhayeko :P Im thinking.. perhaps Cleo's talking about one from our very own country. I happen to know 2 too :P interested? :P

 

Kalanki...oops i mean KALIAA!! didnt see you earlier. Helloo. HOw goes it? kushal-mangal?

suunshaan morn may..
ek tapori ahta hain!
type karney chhata hain..
usko lok paagal kaite hain (how did that shahensaa lyrics go!had to make my "own"haha)

aud hehe..does a pet have any choice when it comes to pet names?when a dog gets a pet name..even if it barks or wiggles its tail..in the end the owner makes the decision that the dog likes the name?or can the owners understand the barks/wiggling(body language huh?;oP)...darn want to keep this short!still got a few more nicks!:oS hehe..

but i find this pretty loony..i used to hang around some guys called daniel, dan back then..and whenever was calln "danny"..haha i too ended up turning my head! haha...i dun think they ever noticed and even if they did..they never knew the real reason! haha hope alls well :oD

oh btw got no problem with the pet name i got here ..just that well i already have another nick which i guess will never leave me for life! cant believe, some guys who "knows" me have no idea of my real name and i guess its vice versa for some guys haha ;oP

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sndy hehe..well so far i guess ur the only one i got(cheers for that re kya :oD)so u def can take "sajha.com" in the survey, like i have a choice? ;oP hehe..but then again if i had a choice..u reckon i give that choice to anyone else?

and if i stop it will be good for me ho..im really bad in plannin time/scheduling :oS..maybe cos i dun really like to plan at all? yeah pretty bad..but guess it has become quite a habit, so i better get that out of me asap!seems ur busy at work today?
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kalanki bro!wats up!!busy with programming?i lost it all!:oS and oh ur "wah wah" was that a yes to someones cry for help?i will assume it is hai..until told otherwise!
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npl2us...u typed nepali to me?awwww!! u tryn to eat my head or wat! just kiddn hai!..but there are some frens who really does that to me intentionally!!its for fun but urghh, its not so fun when i dun get it and they dun explain :oS hehe..but wat can i say, i was able to read it!!have been having some practice these couple of days while procrastinating here wahahahah ;oP
have a good one!:oD
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camo real nice!!!tho i had no idea wat some of those stuffs were :oS...u gettn so much!esp from ur true love!!darn!stay lucky like that as much as possible hai!!and dun forget to share some goodies with us hehe
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sitara jyu!so sensitive about titaura and churpi?oh well cant blame u when it was given to u by ur true love? hehe
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loote bro..haha..
nah havent missed it yet!will let u know when i try to catch one like 6 hrs later thanks for the wishes..its not really dashain yet hoina?i was told its in 8 days time..is it?

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mav, shirish..meetn up?food and of cos the drinks too?have fun!:oD

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cleo..haha..guess u had enuf of dannys for a while eh?;oP..but if this makes u feel better..this danny aint really danny ..watever ;oP haha..seems like ur having quite a life, travelling(business purpose or not!) and all..have fun!:oD

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flippu!/lemoney!hehe..(save time and space here..dun mind ;oP)..
i think i have to 1st conquer no-typing before i can aim for smthing bigger like no-browsing?hehe..darn it!why must i always dream BIG!
*shouts at himself*one step at a time!!
and oh flippu def takin lemoney's offer hoina?plus it just seems so right..2 crick crazy females double dating 2 real dashing good crick guys..hoina? yeah lemoney i read ur mind!

and i aint too wrong when i say this that, there must be tonnes of guys right now wishing it wasnt too late for them to pick up cricket?;oP
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if i missed anyone....errr u been missed by me! and knowin this doesnt make u go ecstatic does it? haha

laters folks..have fun!
breaks over for me!:oD

and oh i will copy and paste the "help needed" stuffs hai..dun mind!:oD
and oh capt i didnt miss u!(yeah dun need to tremble haha ;oP)..i will see u in the orchard ;o) hehe

Ever felt the urge to be helpful?
An inspiring moment came and you wanted to do smthing to help some other poor soul?
You wanted to do smthing with your own effort and not regarding monetary?
Well guess what?You've been heard! haha

If u feel ur helpful enuf and dun mind puttn in some effort and giving some time..yeah i really will need big help soon!:oD...its just a survey(a real yawn inducing one if u ask me!hehe..even im bored tryin to come up with the proper kinda questions for it :oS )...
but pls do let me know if u can/want to help...i might just feel a bit more comfy askn here ;oP..

u just have to download and install these 3 browsers(if u already dun have them), if possible, the latest version

1. Internet explorer
2. Mozilla firefox
3. Safari

and just test them out, by surfing a couple of sites on them, the ones u frequent (sajha will be prohibited!since i dun wanna a scenario where nearly everyone list the same site!and i already have someone wanting to do that site ;oP) and answering the questionnaire which will be related to ur browsing experience with each browser, and any difference etc..

Hey all, again..
Been extremely busy..tara missed u all hai..

Flips, dashain ko bhoj khada khada hola jasto cha..ahile dekhin sabai weekend book hola jasto po cha ta gaathe..LOL

LEmony, missed you..sorry had to rush..deadline jhandai chuteko..with me here half the time..I need to be careful r kya..

Danny, aha kya majja..don't break ur promise hai ta..pachi u can't use sajha bhanna paudaina..u've given me sole rights ni feri..he he..I too don't really plan..spontaneous huna dherai ruchauchu..u can't read devnagari re..ho ra? Sachai? Yes, been extremely busy..see u later..

See you all tomorrow hai..

.Captain: Nek Nek aur puchh puchh? Do you even have to ask me? he he he! :-)

flip flop: Can you please email me those pictures? Let me see If I can recognize those streets.

Lems: he he he Tussi bhi Great ho! chalo balle balle ho jaaye! :-)

Danny: LOL! ha ha ha! My true love doesn't even allow me more than two 12 oz. A gallon is out of my imagination. LOL!

sisterjaan: kina busy hunubhaeko hau tyasto?

Tamang Lady: That was so nice of you to drop few words for me. Howz life? Take Care.

Guten Nacht!

Hello everyone :)

(anyone home?? )

noone? 

nepalikanchi

ma chu...

Namaste. I was about to go ..jhannai :D

Dukha lagyooo mero nick list ma rahenacha...

WEll hope everyone is enjoying and everything is okey.. maile ta N cafe ko arko thread ma po post gareko kosai le pani thread ma continue garena kina nagareko rahecha bhaneko ta arko new thread po create bhaii sakeko rahecha ani mero nick pani hateko rahecha..

anyways I need help in some thing ...

can you guys find some article written by some Phd doctor on social control.. if yeah then please send meh in this following e-mail add

newfoundpunkboii@gmail.com

thankyou

-rocks

lau

 

 

Camo - Danke. It's up now.

Shirish, Nepkanchhi -Hi!

Lemony - Hey, hey! Which side of the bed did someone get off this morning? I am well - how about you?

Rocky - What dish would you like to bring - let me know and I'll put it there. What about social control are you interested in? And wow, what a nifty email address - he he he

Danny -

I can  help later this week - how soon do you need this stuff?

Hi to the rest :)

Capt

I noticed that even to say Hi to all without missing people is a difficult task.  

Lets constuct/formulate a special sign or figure that would automatically addresse Cafe' N family.

 

It seems eons ago that I was last in these parts, but I am so glad I came to this one!! :-)..usual suspects galore :-)

Captain: It's been a while, but I do hope all is well with you, inspite of what appears to be hectic work duties of menu catalogue :-)

Sitara: Long....long time no hear...how are you? all well I hope. BTW, were you in St. Joseph's, Kalimpong?   I think I remember seeing that somewhere on Sajha...what do you know...a fellow Josephite:-)

Anon:..kasto cha halkhabar?...how many additional splendid adventures have you had? Do tell; you know me, I'm only too eager to hear them all :-) I hope you are not in mourning over the Aussie loss in the Rugby world cup. I hear the All Blacks and the Ausssies are in what amounts to national mourning...all they need is your ever present sense of humour :-)

LooteKukur: How are you loote ji?..I still haven't figured out how best to address you...your name of choice offers many interesting options :-) I hope you've been well.

Happy Dashain all.

hey some of the foods listed up there are mouth watering yyayya

so what's cooking sweety?u r up late.
Don't see you around so much.Do come around i will make you special mutton curry.I am an expert chef u know.

.YAWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN..too sleepy.... I know I owe   messages to all my louly nautankiis.. haray..kina din ma chaubis ghanta matrai huncha?

fainted!!

hello everyone!!! i am verry verrrry happpppy today. i hope ya'll are verrry verrry happpy too!!!

TL dijju, hajur Cafe maa nai suti seyko?

Rest of the gang, will catch ya'll later!!!! have a wonderful October the tenth.

I got chicken deep-fry ( good combo with Deep's local twat:) exclusively prepared for sundaris. ek piles chicken ra dui gilas twat laesi -- swargako ghaderi beche hunchha -- will have fun right here.