1. Only in America......can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America......are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America......do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.
4. Only in America......do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.
5. Only in America......do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.
6. Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
7. Only in America......do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.
8. Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.
9. Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.
10. Only in America......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.

Everytime I read sonika's post, it seems like she's got a pickle up her a$$ , chillax sista...

yatree- here are some more:

rati maa paisa dinu hunna
rati maa whistling garnu hunna (bhut laai balaunchha, ke!)
and something tells me this one is unique to a few rare places:
mangalbaar, dukha ko kaam (garungo boknuparne, ghar banaune, tyasto) garnu hunna

but there are some crazy superstitions in america too:
only in america will there be no 13th floor in a building
only in america is it bad luck to walk under a ladder

ONLY IN NEPAL, YOU CAN BUY LIQUOR, BEER AND CIGARETTE AT ONE PLACE AND THERE IS NO ID CHECK

ONLY IN NEPAL, MARRIED WOMEN TOUCH THE KAL BHAIRAB'S TURI, HOPING THAT THEY WILL GET PREGNENT

ONLY IN NEPAL, WE HAVE MORE GOD AND GODESS ( TAITEES KOTI DEVATA) THAN THE ENTIRE POPULATION

ONLY IN NEPAL, WE WILL BE PROUD TO CASTE OUR VOTE MORE THAN ONE TIMES WHERE AS HERE THEY DONT EVEN BOTHER TO GO TO VOTE

Only in America, Nepalese are proud to be in America.

Bedrock is back again. A lot of interesting postings. Let me put in my $0.02

Adrian- With that kind of comments you made about foreigners in the US, i think you are in the wrong forum.

icedmocha and aisha- quit fighting. Start a new thread if you can't help fighting. This thread is reserved for something else.

Only in America- the "World Series" takes place between Boston and St. Louis. This sounds like George Bush's ideal "World", he wishes US included these kinds of World representation.

Only in Nepal-kids used to prefer to go on a date in a Bajaj kalo tempo (tuk tuk)than a taxi because they didn't want to be seen by others and at the same time do some Hanky Panky. Once a couple were making out in the back seat and got yelled by tempo driver and kicked them out in the middle of the bazzar. Is this funny or what?

I meant to say "UN" and not "US" in the comment about G.W.

only in america do we call it "soccer" while the rest of the world calls it football

Only in Nepal:

Only in Nepal two-way Highways are wide enuff for one vehicle at a time.

Only in Nepal, 5 people ride in one motorcycle/scooter.

Only in Nepal (kathmandu), tap water comes 30minutes a day .. and that too at 3 am in the morning.

Only in Nepal you have cats co-inhibiting your house in the 'buigal' without your approval and stealing ur food!

Is this rnepal from Troy State?

Only in America- Some President (wink wink) listens to God to make important decision that affects lives of millions.

Only In Nepal: there is everest but dirty one...
There is democracy with King' rule
Only in US:
Democracy with only Two party system

only in nepal would you rather hitch-hike with a big truck (tata) than go on a public bus

only in nepal do they celebrate new year's in the middle of april

only in america do we celebrate new year's in the middle of poush

ahahahahaha

only in nepal can you get STD from a phone service


damn, i'm on a roll today!

damn, Papali that 'STD' is a good one although we don't have phone sex services available yet. I saw some thread asking about doing business in Nepal. Bingo thats it. How about starting EK-NAU SAY-CHADA-KURA? You will make fortune. (I shouldn't have given this idean, now someone is going to be a millionaire) I am just going to settle for a reality TV show Karodpati Chaukidar.

LOL P_G..good one man..STD re haha

what abt..only in america they are more immigrants than the NATIVES!

Only in America, american shithole like icede ; aisha and Sonika come to fckaround in Sajha with their Duhhh..

Only in Nepal: Now the Poeple are in queue to get Tika from the King.
Only in Nepal: बुढीले बुढोको जल खाने before breakfast.
Only in US: Nepalese are working even in Dashain.

To>Palpali Gaaunle
(Only in Japan they do not have 42n number bedbed in hospital. because 4 (SI) 2(Ni), sini means to die.
Only in Japan they call it soccer instead of football.)

they call it soccer in japan, too? wow, i didn't know that. thanks for the lesson.

only in nepal are they taking tika, jamara, and paisa; playing on the ping; and eating a ton of roti and other mitho khaane kura today, while i am in america writing about it and wishing so badly that i was there