२-४ जना नामी बनियाहरुको झाट बिक्री भयो कही तपाईंको नाम पनि लिस्ट्मा परेको छ कि ?

दशैको बिदा सुरु हूँन पाएको छैन घर कूदन तैयार हुईनथ्यो | अहिले सम्झिदा जिउ सीरिंग हुन्छ | ट्रकको पछाडि होईन हुड़मा सुतेर गईनथ्यो | दशैमाँ हिन्दू बाहेक अरुलाई त भ्याकेसन नै हुन्थ्यो , तेहि कुरा समझिए | क्रिसमस : क्राईस्ट जन्मियो जून / जुलाई तीर मनाऊं चै डिसेम्बरमा | यिनले पानी हाम्रै नक्कल गरेका हूँन की यिनी हरु पनि हाम्रा ब्राम्हण भन्दा तीन हात माथिका भएका हूँन ? फाल्गुन चैत्र तीर दशमी मनाईन्थ्यो जाठा हिनुस्तानी हरु हैजाले सखाप नै भए पछि एउटा चतुरे ले ज्यांन जोगाउने उपाय निकालेका हुनाले हिन्दुसानीको संख्या यो बिधि बढन गएको नत्र हरेक दशै तिहार मिलाएर १-२ सय मात्रै माथि पुगे पनि हजार बर्ष देखिको जंमोत्पादन को हिसाब गर्नुस त ? हदै भए ४०-५० करोड़ पुग्थ्यो होला ? फेरी तेस बेला हैजा लाग्यो भने पानी पिउन दिदैन थी ए | एस्तै हिसाबले त तिमि हामी पनि जन्मीएकै हुदैन थियौ होला ?

मलाई यो छुट्टी एउटा vacation झै लाग्छ | एउटा लगौटी मित्रको निमन्त्रणा माँ उत्तर तीर हानियो | जाडो महीना उत्तर हानिनु उपहास जनक कुरा हो भन्थे | फिली तीर ठुलदाई , बोस्टन तीर सिरिस दाई को नाम निकै चर्चित हुनु हुन्छ रे ? यिनी चै हामी ४-५ परिवार बिच मात्र चर्चित छन | यिनले बनाएको घडी चरो बाजेको पसलको फिलाले पनि भेटाउदैन | नया नया हुदा हामी २ /२ घंटा दौडाएर काम छोडेर भए पनि जान थयौ भने यो बेला तेस्माथि बिदा परेको हीउमा चिपपलेला भन्नु पनि परेन , सापरा चपाऊँन पाइने किन पछि परिन्थ्यो ?
इनको पकवान को कला ४-५ कक्षा देखि सुरु भएको हो जस्तो लाग्छ भने चाईनिज प्रेसर कुकर माँ खसी मासु पकाएर चोक्टा चै सीलिंगमाँ टास्ने मानिस माँ यिनै पहिला महापुरुष हूँन | मधेस हुईंजेल इनका घरमा कुकुरा छिरेंन | फेरी जातिबादको कुरा गोरखेले छिरायो भन्नु होला | नत्र मेरो कुरा ट्रम्पको ट्वीट जस्तो भएर जाठाले के लेख्यो भनी पछि लागलांन भनेर प्रस्ट्याउन खोजेको मात्र हु | काठमांडू बस्दा बॉईलर कुखुरा ल्याएर आफै काटकूट गर्थे , तेसो गर्नु को कारण चै आफुले भने जस्तो टुक्रा बनाऊंन र हड्डी टुक्रा रहित होस भनेर रे ? कहिले काही इनका कुरा सुनंदा डाक्टर नै हुनकी जस्तो पनि लाग्थ्यो | बुझिस यो फिला र सापरो जोडिएको ठाउमा नरम हड्डी हुन्छ तेलाई मिलाएर काट्नु पर्छ , तेस्मा फॉस्फोरस पाइन्छ भने नरम हड्डी चबाउदाको स्वाद नै अर्को रे | देखु भयो हैंन त ? जातले पाउने एउटा ज्ञान गुणका कुरा गर्ने अर्कै ! कुनै दिन उनले काटन सिकाएको कुरा सझामा राखी दिउला भनेको छेपाराको कथा झै भएको छ |
हामीले नक्कल गर्न भारतीय बाट सिकेका हौ की हामी नेपालीको आफ्नै बिशेषता हो ? किन सोधेको भने सानो हुदा केहि बर्ष मधेस बसाई हुदा जति खेर हिंदी सिनेमा नामी हुन्थ्यो ती सुजीकार हरुले " शालीमार" " दास्तान" "ममता" पैगाम्बर आदि इत्यादि नाम फेरी हाल्थे | यो क्रिसमस बिदामा साझा छिरिए पनि सरसरती नजर मात्र दौडाएको रहेछु | परिवार सदस्य सस्तो भयो होला भनी झ्याले किनमेल तीर लागे पछि अलिक ध्यान दिएर हेरेको त हस्तीहरु ka हस्तमैथुन मात्र देख्छु | कट्टु ब्रोको नाममा २-३ ओटा छद्म नाम , इंस्टाग्राम को नाममा पनि तेस्तै | धन्न पातकी हरुले पातकी कुरा लेखेनछान खाली मैथुन मै मात्र माँ सीमित रहेछन | यी पातकीका नाटकलाई सत्यकथा ठान्ने अर्का महा पातकीहरु यस्ता कुरा पढ़न पाउदा नामर्द छोरालाई बाउले बिहे गरेर दुलही भित्र्याइ die झै हुन्छ |
नामी बनियाको झाट पनि बिक्छ भन्थे यो साझामा खरीदारी भइसकैछ | जसका जसका झाट बीके तिनलाई बधाई छ अ नी साझाका नया झाट किन्ने बनियाहरु स्टाक झै राखी राख , ट्रंप को राष्ट्रपतिकालमा तेब्बर चौबर बनाउला |

यो जाँठो मगोरखे चिक्नेले के लेखेको हो के, मुजी आफैले नई बुझ्दैन होला एस्ता चिक्नेले त लेखन छोड्नु नि.
न वाक्य पूरा लेखेको छ न त माथिको र तलको कुरा नै केहि जोडिएको छ. क्रिस्टियनले हाम्रो नक्कल गर्यो रे तर के नक्कल गर्यो बुझियैन आनी फेरी हैजाले मरने भएर कसले उपाय लाग्यो रे के लगायो त्यों नै बुझियैन. हेर चिकने लेखी सके पछि पहिले एक पटक आफै पढ़, केहि बुझिस भने मात्र पोस्ट गर नत्र पोस्ट गर्नु अघि केहि मिला अनी पोस्ट गर. कटटूले लेखेको देखेर तँलाई नि लेखन मन लागेको हो भन्ने त बुझियो तर तं मुजी एस्तो लेख्छस की तेरो लेखै पढ़ना त सजाये पाएको जस्तो हुन्छ तर पनी कोहीले पनि नपढीदीदा तंलाई चित्त दुखला भनेर मैले पढ़ीदेको चाही छू . एउटा कुरा बुझ की सबै कट्टु हुन सक्दैनन, बरु कट्टुको भही चाही हुन सक्छन.

यो केहि हैन, कट्टु भाई, आधा गाग्रो पानी छचल्किएको हो. न श्रोत खुलेको छ, न पूरा कुरा नै | फेद न टुप्पोको कुरा गरेको छ | "क्रिसमस : क्राईस्ट जन्मियो जून / जुलाई तीर मनाऊं चै डिसेम्बरमा" कुन इतिहास मा पढ़ेउ मित्र यो कुरा? प्रमाण श्रोत पाएदेखि म जस्तै deplorables हरुले पनि ज्ञान पौने थिए की? तेस्सई खोकेर मात्र हुन्छ?

Khumbule You are one of them who enters sajhaa for true story? Then you click the wrong place.
You did not read new theory on Christ's birth day ? Looks like you believe रामप्रसाद जिको " एउटा छाडा कविता" माँ चै दिब्य बाणी छन ? that Jesus was born without fucked up , I mean his mom was virgin?  That new therory on Jesue's birth day may be true if you followed the  logic. I do not write true story but you can check बुढी को साथि संग and underwire' stories they may fulfill your inner desire to enter sajha for "True Story". 

मालबिकाको माल बिक्यो कि बिकेन?

Magorkhe bro,

I am not sure if people understand it or not, but it was fun reading it. It was a different way of presentation. I do not understand why people are complaining, but keep it up bro!!! you Rock !!!

Hey Liberal Moron mogorkhe?
Are you still crying for Hillary's loss and come to sajha to spill your frustration? Who do you think you are to dictate sajha? I can click wherever I want and feel the topics are relevant I feel.
You are one of these Obama voters who think the people on the other isle is always wrong just because they don't agree with you.

It was a feedback to your post. You have a problem of "coherence" in your posts or writings. If you are a wise enough, you would take it as a corrective comments.

I can be as vulgar as you are, but I do not practice profanity in anyway. I can understand how the liberal mindset like you react the way you do, when you don't like the feedback you get. I was just trying to get the source of your statement about Jesus being borned in July or June. I use the same analogy about your father and mother. Does that satisfy your logic about Jesus?
Peace!

Thank you Chemestry: Trying something in satire.  I do not worry about bunch of Hooligans, who could not take my comments  and are in vengeance. 
Fantus:  It was heading right direction except some deplorable and low level sick mind brats are  trying to drag in their way.

We have discussed a lot on personal political views during and after US presidential election. We did not and we may not agree again. But you are tagging it with past Political Issues. Now I smell your intentions and it proves that you are a hard core deplorable. You could not move on but stocked for ever. 
Have you seen me vulgar ? I did not use those word to you ( Jesus and his virgin mom). You looked and read it with biasness.  You may have read the comment by maNapali? That was a  personal attack and vulgar, you will be comparing lemon to apple.  And I deleted his comment.

You poke a Humor and you are trying to relate to be a true story ( but there are some truth ), what I have to do with it.  I did not write a satire to please all Sajha viewers. If you know me and do not like my threads do not read and do not act like a child. Who thinks I have forced  to read.

@magorkhe1,
If you cannot track back what you responded that's not my problem. Yet, here it is what you wrote: "Looks like you believe that Jesus was born without fucked up". Using "F" words is called vulgarity in my dictionary. It may seem ok in yours such as in American ways. Even majority (mainly liberal America) uses such words as their daily living word play. I do not. It is a personal choice.

I did not respond your post by reading other's post and I cannot answer to you what they wrote.

That word "F" is in right place and I have used it correctly, as long as it does not point to the commenter that is the beauty of using it. Did I use it for you? Why it is an issue ?
So you did not see KaTTu's vulgarity ? रामप्रसाद जिको " एउटा छाडा कविता" माँ चै दिब्य बाणी छन ?

Since Kattukobhai, Khumbule and many others keep complaining that Magorkhe’s writing is unreadable, I will try to translate it into English. Perhaps it’d be more understandable.


"दशैको बिदा सुरु हूँन पाएको छैन घर कूदन तैयार हुईनथ्यो | अहिले सम्झिदा जिउ सीरिंग हुन्छ | ट्रकको पछाडि होईन हुड़मा सुतेर गईनथ्यो | दशैमाँ हिन्दू बाहेक अरुलाई त भ्याकेसन नै हुन्थ्यो , तेहि कुरा समझिए | क्रिसमस : क्राईस्ट जन्मियो जून / जुलाई तीर मनाऊं चै डिसेम्बरमा | यिनले पानी हाम्रै नक्कल गरेका हूँन की यिनी हरु पनि हाम्रा ब्राम्हण भन्दा तीन हात माथिका भएका हूँन ? फाल्गुन चैत्र तीर दशमी मनाईन्थ्यो जाठा हिनुस्तानी हरु हैजाले सखाप नै भए पछि एउटा चतुरे ले ज्यांन जोगाउने उपाय निकालेका हुनाले हिन्दुसानीको संख्या यो बिधि बढन गएको नत्र हरेक दशै तिहार मिलाएर १-२ सय मात्रै माथि पुगे पनि हजार बर्ष देखिको जंमोत्पादन को हिसाब गर्नुस त ? हदै भए ४०-५० करोड़ पुग्थ्यो होला ? फेरी तेस बेला हैजा लाग्यो भने पानी पिउन दिदैन थी ए | एस्तै हिसाबले त तिमि हामी पनि जन्मीएकै हुदैन थियौ होला ?"

As soon as Dashain holidays started, I’d be ready to run towards home. The very thought sends chills down my spine. I’d go in front hood, not the back of a truck. For non-hindus, Dashain would be a vacation. Christmas: Christ was born on June/July but they celebrate it on December. Are they copying us or are they three hands over our bramhins? We used to celebrate dashain around Falgun/Chaitra fucking Indians started dying off of dysentery (?) then one quick-witted conceived a life-saing scheme which helped Indians increase their population otherwise every Dashain-Tihar would only assemble 100-200 but please do the calculation for more than 1000? Maximum it’d have reached 40-50 crores? Then again, at that time a dysentery patient weren’t allowed to drink water. I guess that’s how we were born.


ERROR!! ERROR!! I cannot take it anymore. Nothing makes sense and I tried to translate line-to-line. My system is crashing, I cannot continue doing it. Can somebody take over? System overload!!! Error!!!

Wow Khumbule! Magorkhe1 used the phrase "effed up" rightfully and you claim to be so outraged by it. How come such a prude person like you idolize Trump who has expressed a desire for dating his own daughter? Your idol using vulgar words at rallies didn't bother you? Your idol's "grab them by the genitalia" remark didn't bother you? Talk about a hypocrite!!!

BadhiJanne : You missed the whole point. Let me correct you 'I guess that’s how we were born"
I mean your and my ancestor may not exist. If that was the case we may be not here on the earth. You can deny our ancestor were migrated from India. Do not apply it in other sense that we are also Indian.
My point is " Some fucking idiots love to copy others". Some of them kept similar names. Those movie names I have provided are for those morons who signed with INSTAGREM, UndawAre and so on. It is satire did not you see it. It is not in Story column.
एउटाले Organic लाइ अनुबाद गर्दा लैंगिक लेखेको थियो रे ? कही तेस्तै स्थितिमाँ पुगेर Crash  भएको हुनु पर्छ ?
एउटा कॉमेडी हेर्न गएको सबै जना पेट मिची मिची हासेका थिए रे  उनी चै सित्तैमा पैसा खर्च गरिछु भन्थ्यो रे ? You got it free and do not act as if you were forced to read it.

यो हो मेरा बाले मलाई सुनाएको सत्य कथा |

श्यामकी आमा चार बर्ष नहुँदै बितेकी हुन रे ? उस्लाई सबैले टुहुरा भनेको सुन्दा रिस उठछ | बाउले अर्की बिहे गरेर लयाए , उस्ले सानीआमा भनेर बोलाउछ | सानीआमाले भाई पाए पछी उस्को बास बेसिमै हुन्छ | बाउ बेसी नझरेको एक साता भयो | भएको चामल पनि काचै खाइ सकेछ | भोकले ब्याकुल भए पछी गिठ्ठा भ्याकुर खोजेर खाएछ | बाउ बेसी पुग्दा गाई बस्तु टाटमै बढीएका थिए गाली गर्दै लिस्नो चढे पछी श्यामेलाई आमाचाक्लि गालीगर्दै उठाउन खोज्छ | श्यामे सधाको लागि सुती सकेको थियो | अगेना नजिक गिठठा भ्याकुर देख्छ ती गिठ्ठा भ्याकुरमा कुनै बिखालु पनि थिए | अनी आँफैलाई गाली गर्दै मैले छोरो मारो भनी रुन्छ | The End.

Here is one for you those who pokes humor and expect to read a true story.

@ so called "Mily"!
In what my post did you see that Trump is my Idol. I can tell your apparent idol is Hillary and Obama from your posts in the past. No person is my Idol. I do/did not support Trump. As magorkhe1 stated, you liberal punk see the beauty of using it and Trump is one of them. Still, you/we have no choice in accepting the fact that Trump is the 45th president now.

As I said in my earlier post, majority people in the world use such vulgarity to amuse as if there is no other way of expressing their frustration. I can clearly see your eyes are only made to see through the other isle. Have you seen Obama showing his erected genital to a reporter on flight while he was campaigning back in 2008? Have you seen him talking about "P" or female genitalia when he was giving a speech? How come your own idol can be such a low level human like that, forget about Trump? He is a spoil rich rat.

In onother word, most people use profanity to express their anger, emotion, and frustration when things do not go their way, for which (me) I personally do not practice. You seemed to be not comfortable what magorkhe1 write it literally although you praised him of using it "rightfully." for your reference: "Looks like you believe that Jesus was born without fucked up". Do you see now? Even you are supporting magorkhe1, you failed to write the same word and wrote "effed up". Do I assume that it was a spelling mistake, for you? If you are so inclined to practice such a profanity, why don't just say it right? Doesn't that contradict to yourself?

Did your mother died because of your madness and idiotness?

What do you see on Sapi Apa ? He is a sniffing dog, he thinks I am Bhutani  refugee.

Can someone go to his label? I do and will delete those comments has "Disallowed words" and who brings family specially mother.

You forgot your signature at the end . "Not personal"

assylum

Shame you on magorkhe aka slc pass tax expert, see nobody likes you, you better stay away from sajha if you have any self respect.

कुकुर भूके हजार हाती चले बाजार | त जस्ता १ कौड़े को जमातमा khumbule लाइ पनि आफ्नो स्तरमा राखेर संख्या बढाउन लागेको होस ? His status is very high, its a comment where we disagree but he has never been low as you gone12, nayapidi, Sapi and maNepali ( sapi and ma nepali is same person).

You bunch of people like to throw feces up in the air either do not care the consequences or has no clue suggesting me to be ashamed and be out of sajha? That was hilarious !

@mgorkhe1!You bark way too much. Jack of all, king of none.

MaGorkhe risayo tetikai.

Hera bro, timro anecdotes haru ramailo hunchha, Tara chheu na tuppo ko hunchha. If a paragraph starts from one subject, continue the subject and only introduce a new subject if the contexts are relevant. You display classic case of ADHD in your writing. Perhaps you want to focus on getting focused on your writing than fighting with the keyboard warriors here.

Would love to read your post and hope I can understand it next time.
Everybody else, Why do you have to be so mean to this dude?