This is for real,  once I lived in a hospital for a month to look after one of my close relatives there. The staff and some doctors of the hospital became friends so I was allowed to go inside most of the places. Once I saw a girl who was brought to the hospital to take a battery out of her vegina. It was a small A3 size battery that you put in a calculator, or a walkman, or in a pen torch.

Unfortunately i happened to see that girl sleeping lower half naked in a room, a guy was working hard to get that thing out, she was actually smiling.......

The funny part was, I masturbated in that hospital restroom that night. it was one of the funniest event of my life.

irony

catch - red - handed , caught red-handed , Jack handed it-then....