Here's mine:
I was chatting with my friend in Live Messenger.
Me: So tell me how do you feel Maoists Govt's doing in NEpal?
Friend: F*jdklfdk hjdhjf dhjfhdj hjfhjerjejbvbcvb
Me: Hey, what the hell is that gibberish?
Friend: Batti Katiyo... yaar.
Me: If so, how come you are still chatting with me?
Friend: It's laptop I am using, use your brain.
Me: There you go.... I think soon Maoists will make it mandatory to use laptop in Nepal. ha ha.
Friend: This load shedding is bringing rampant groping cases in the streets ad buses.
Me: Really?
Friend: Yes, kids simply gropes the girls walking on the street when there's load-shedding.. and they can run away easily.
