Folks! I am enjoying the post holiday season by switching channels on TV watching Martha fooling around with kitchen knife and surfing net and congratulating the Koirala clan for introducing a new model minister. What a co-incidence! Tata also introduced its cheapest model recently on the advent of new year. Anyway,  Bravo Girija and your european nose! I know the time is running out for you and you have every reason to do 180 in 40 zone. Unlike Pamela who had to divorce her husband of two months, nothing really big happened to me in 2007. I heard she was left with no option except to divorce due to irreconcilable differences. The thing that always dazzles me is how would they even know the similarities and differences within two months? It took me two years to figure out the real birth year of my wife. She said, "Last thing last" and I could not argue over the fact that she was just going to follow the western format. There I failed miserably and gave up. I have been giving up on so many things anyway. Down with racism but I gave up fighting with my Vietnamese co-worker who thinks that he was born here. With that half dyed brownlooking hair, he never lose an oppertunity to degrade me by asking my status. Talks like American, thinks like American, dresses like American but hey! who is gonna take care of that .00025 mm eye? Believe me, I always get scared when he laughs coz I doubt he sees things when he laughs.

I am so whimsical these days and get carried away so easily. I go crazy when I hear crazy things. When Harry almost decided to go to Aairaque, I feared for his life. I was like...somebody please tell that bloody Brit that it aint freaking boys scout. It is warzone and you would hardly find any butler to save your ass. Brits are crazy man!! Even the ladies make mess when they go around coz they still think that they rule the whole world. Have you guys heard about this bloody Englishwomen who tried to mess with Islam in Ethoipia? "Kids! it is break time, let us play Muhammad today! ". Word of advise!! whatever you do, do not freaking mess with these guys. They will either blow you up or blow themselves in close periphery. Either way, you are f***ed. Excuse me, I am not supposed to swear in this public forum but I got little help from these f**** stars. I am even thinking about introducing 'M' word in Nepali literature. M***...तारा हालेर तारा देखाई दिनी भनेको यै हो.  Pardon my Sanskrit.

The thing that always dazzles me is how would they even know the similarities and differences within two months? It took me two years to know the real birth year of my wife. She said, "Last thing last" and I could not argue over the fact that she was just going to follow the western format.

HAHAHAHAHA

"Kids! it is break time, let us play Muhammad today? ".Word of advise!! whatever you do, do not freaking mess with these guys. They will either blow you or blow themselves in close periphery.

LOL!

Conan O'brien might not have done it better. BRAVO!

'Koirala clan indroduced a new model minister, ... Tata also indroduced its cheapest model recently.'

Sarcasm at its height. ha ha ha, dhanya ho prabhoo.

thanks guys, things make me do this sometimes :-)

Jira -

Nice one. I also read "Rumor has it" which was great too. Good going. Hope there's more to come.

:)

उखु पेलेर रस बाँडने काम जिरादाईले भन्दा घच्ची सँग यो साझाँ अर्कोले गर्या देख्या छैन मैले। पेलम जिरादाई पेलम।

 

जिरा ब्रो को अर्को रमाइलो टुक्रो आएछ। कुरो लाई तान तुन पारेर जोड्न त प्रभु खप्पिस नै हो। एसो बेला मौका मा अरु पनि पेलम, प्रभु।

 Hahaha Jira bro, VERY cool, very funny and interesting. Its like TIPAN TAPAN BATA RAMAILKA KHABAR

Nice one Jira bro

Hahaha that's really hillarious. Nice one.

comments ko laagi aabhari chu. Thank you all.

Observational comedy at its best. You are so very talented. I read this piece three times, and 'rumor has it' three times too. Have you ever thought of harnessing this talent? Become a syndicated humorist or something someday? Other people tell 'jokes', you CREATE them. I love the first three lines of this piece. So funny.

Spicy and " pungent" Jira flavor at its best. Loved reading every word of your writing.....Keep writing!

Hillarious.   I always savor reading Jira's postings - not as prolific as I would've liked, not as long as I would've liked, but definitely deliciously delightful as I would've liked.

Its freaking awesome Mr. Jira. It was a long post. so I first read few lines and stopped after I saw about Martha and playing with knives.But when I was reading the comments I could not stop myself from reading the full post.
great sense of Humor.

Its freaking awesome Mr. Jira. It was a long post. so I first read few lines and stopped after I saw about Martha and playing with knives.But when I was reading the comments I could not stop myself from reading the full post.
great sense of Humor.