Muktak Kiss

Kisskissnay Kisskissko Kisskisskay Maheyfilmay Kisskiya
Kisskissnay Kisskissko Kisskisskay Maheyfilmay Kisskiya

Parmay Wobadnasibhun Jisnay UshKissko Miss Kiya

किसकिसने किसकिसको किसकिसके महेफिलमे किसकिया
किसकिसने किसकिसको किसकिसके महेफिलमे किसकिया
पर मे ओ बदनसीबहूँ जिसने उसकिसको मिसकिया

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Wah wah wah!!! This is so funny! I loved it.

हे सुंदरी कहाँ छौ तिमी
तिमीलाई खोजी हिंडे भक्तपुर र थिमी ||
कहिले खोजी हिंडे भोकै भोकमा,  कहिले खोजी हिंडे झोकै झोकमा||
आख़िरत तिमी रहेछौ, म: म: बेचिरहेकी, तेहि गल्ली इन्द्रचोकमा   

haha...now the nepali 1 is funny...

Munna Bhai Joke

CIRCUIT :
Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Aye Circuit, woh Sabrina ka baap aya hai tere ko dund rehla hai.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai usko bolo apun gaoon gayea hai, kheti karne ko.
MUNNA BHAI :
Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

 

CIRCUIT :
भाई, बापू  ने  बोला  था  के  कभी  झूट  नहीं  बोलना  मांगता  है . अपुन  आज  से  कभी  झूट  नहीं  बोलेगा  भाई .
MUNNA BHAI :
आये  सर्किट , वह  सबरीना  का  बाप  आया  है  तेरे  को दुन्द  रहला  है.
CIRCUIT :
भाई  उसको   बोलो  अपुन  गाऊँ  गयेया  है , खेती  करने  को .
MUNNA BHAI :
पर  सर्किट , अभी  टू  तू  बोला  कभी  झूट  नहीं  बोलेगा .
CIRCUIT :
भाई, अपुन  झूट  नहीं  बोलेगा , पर  तुम  टू  बोल  सकता  है  न.

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Sardars' Two horses

Santa and Banta had just bought two horses.Now the problem was that they could not differenciate between the two horses.So,one day Santa cuts the left ear of his horse, so that it is easy to know that it is his horse.While doing so,an enemy of Santa looks at him.This enemy also cuts the left ear of banta.By doing so santa and banta come in confusion to differenciate. So, next thing santa keeps on cutting his horse's right ear , then his tail , then makes him blind and so on .And the enemy also kept on doing so with banta's horse.At last Santa's horse had no legs left and banta's horse was with one leg only .The enemy also went and cut banta's horse one leg. So, in the morning it was the same sitaution , How to diffrenciate thier horses.So, after thinking and putting lots of effort to thier mind - Santa said - O.K You keep the black one and i will keep the white .

MUNNA BHAI :
Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bhai, gaadi hai.
MUNNA BHAI :
Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
CIRCUIT :
Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.