Man Catches Crocodile

A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile. The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I'll grant you any wish you desire."
The man said, "Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground."

So the crocodile bit his legs off.

eikenella catches crocodile:
A man named eikenella was fishing and he caught a crocodile.
The crocodile told him, "Please let me go. I"ll grant you any wish you desire."
Eikenella had a wish that his balls would touch the ground, however he had heard the joke about some other guy who lost his legs while asking for the same wiss.
So taking caution eikenella said,"Okay. I wish my balls could touch the ground. however you can not bite my legs."
The crocodile says okay and bites his balls and stretches it so far that now when eikenella walks his balls touches the gound.

lol nice one but raazstone make somethng original instead of makin fun of other's work with their name. pce

Kiss my hairy A$$ raazstone.

Another joke-

A monkey rolls a join on a tree branch and invites his buddy lizard to smoke with him. After few drags both of them get super high.
Lizard: "This is good shit, dude".
Monkey: "yeah, I got good hook-ups".
Lizard: "this is making me thirsty, I am gonna go get drink of water, I 'll be right back".
After a little while there is no sign of the lizard. Meanwhile a huge crocodile walks up close to the tree. And the monkey goes: " Damn dude, How much water did you drink".

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