Write a Valentine's Day story too?

AHA... inspired by all the crappy Valentine's thread out there... and well some not so crappy ones as well, I thought why not write something of my own. Yes sweetheart, its that time of the day again, when I am bored witless at work and writing these amazingly useless piece of crap helps me pass the day.

Ok, so how should my story start? Should I have a stupid heroine who was madly in love with a guy and they are not together anymore or should it be a hero?? Should I write about getting candies, flowers etc. or heartaches, tears etc? Cheery sentimental crap or Sad emotional crap?

Note, either way its CRAP. Hmmmm interesting... I wonder how many books we have written on crap. Interesting topic, everyone does it, everyone knows it, everyone hates it but everyone can't help it. Wow, I think I got the protagonist of my story... well looks like the basic inspiration for one and all anyways.

But then, what kind of story will it be? I mean on a commercial scale of 1 to 10, no one will be interested in Crap. But I see all these other threads that have crap and flowing with responses. Hmmmmm.... O Crap! I was just thinking on that and I lost all interest in writing my story now. Oh well, since I have already written like few paragraphs, I am so gonna hit Submit now!

Oh well people, Enjoy The Crap! Happy Crappy Day! I mean Happy Valentine's day :D

Inspired by the crappy message, I have decided to write a crap song:

we shall crapcome
we shalll crapcome
we shall crapcome today
o deep in my head, i do believe
we shall crapcome today

for all the crappy ppl, who have crappy time in their hand, try finding the meaning of crap in the song.

Yours ever crappy fren
creepa

Whateva
You seem so against "Valantine's Day" ..huh (the truth is I dont seem to see any thing
great about Valantine's Day either).