1. Marriage are made in heaven, as are are thunder and lightning.
2. If you want your wife to pay attention to every word you say; talk in your sleep.
3. Marriage is grand; divorce is a 100 grand!
4. In the first year of marriage, he speaks and she listens. In the second year, she speaks and he listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
5. When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, either the car is new or the wife is new.
6. In a marriage man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they can't decide which one.
7. Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
8. Every man wants a wife who is beautiful, understanding, frugal, and a good cook. But the law allows only one wife.
9. Marriage and love are purely matter of chemistry. That is why wives treat husband like toxic waste.
10. A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.

ॐ नम सिवाय !!!

I. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.

II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image.

III. Thou shalt not take the name of the LORD thy God in vain.

IV. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.

V. Honour thy father and thy mother.

VI. Thou shalt not kill.

VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery.

VIII. Thou shalt not steal.

IX. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour.

X. Thou shalt not covet any thing that is thy neighbour's.

spyboy that was very funny ROFTL :))

I am thy Main Squeeze; thou shalt squeeze no others before me.

II. Thou shalt not take the name of thy Squeeze in vain, nor badmouth me behind my back.

III. Remember our Anniversary, and keep it holy. Or else!

IV. Honor MY mother and father. THINE are too damn weird.

V. Thou shalt not kill my love by behaving tackily and making me embarrassed to be seen with thee.

VI. Thou shalt not commit adultery, nor shalt thou even THINK about it if thou knowest what's good for thee.

VII. Thou shalt not steal from my purse/wallet while I am in thy bathroom, nor use my credit cards, nor make long-distance calls from my telephone.

VIII. Thou shalt not talk about our personal problems to our friends.

IX. Thou shalt not covet the higher market price of thy neighbor's house.

X. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's squeeze, nor son or daughter, nor stereo, nor BMW.
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