This past week, lot of things happened.  America's best a$$ got black a$$ again. Wait another month & she will turn to another one cause she will need material for her next reality show. India got bearded PM again but  this time without the turban. Yesterday he told that Buddha peed at Gujarat and Bir Gorkhali vent it out on the street burning 20 Maruti cars all over the country. It is said that all Bollywood movies will be banned in Nepal. Meanwhile director of "Chha ek kane Chha" is delighted with the news. And big big news for Kollywood, our "Mahanayak" Rajesh Hamal dai got laid officially with Madhu Bhattarai. I am so relieved that my dad's best actor didnt turn out to be a queer. But I feel for sorry for our Sunil Baabu Panta. Maybe he was anticipating for Rajesh dai to come out of the closet. But he is booked for good. Its ok Sunil ji , you still got shot at Rishi Dhamala who seems to be more sleek and weirder. Anyway great news all around except the fact that our "Jhuse & Chyause" PM Sushil Koirala is still single & without the teeth. I have great admiration for former PM
Krishna Prasad Bhattarai who used to say that he is single and unmarried but not virgin.  The old dude used to hide condom in his "languti" and had mistress somewhere in Lazimpat. Atleast he had some balls to bang some chicks.But our Sushil baaje is of no use at all. Forget about taking Nepal to another level, he cant even raise his penis to pee.
Mick Jagger on the news. He is touring soon. I am like how old are you dude? Your granddaughter just had a baby. Next time I go to Nepal I am going to kick my grandfather's ass. He is only 70 and he wants everything in his bed, even his own shit.

Thanks
Mangale.

ha ha. I read this in Facebook. " Rajesh Hamal ko Suhagraat le bhuichalo aayo futyo Gamala, Bihana Rajesh dai uthda fwatta nikliyo khat muni baata Rishi Dhamala."