I am ticked off with this one girl in my FB who is always posting narcissist comments. Don't you sometimes wish noone comments or likes someones status because they are so full of themselves??

I hope noone likes her stupid narcissist post, and I hope she gets a freaking clue that nobody gives a shit about her.

Can't be worse than people who like their own statuses/pictures. Anyway, care to share some screenshots?

Can you post some of those comments here so we can decide?

Some of the examples I see in my facebook (pardon a little exaggeration please).

1. 'That zumba instructor asked me out and I refused, Tee Hee'

- I wanted to reply 'I will only believe it if you worked out your face along with love handles and become a little worth looking'. But I didn't because it is rude and I am a gentleman (well, to some extent).

2. 'Here is me - the new member of Iron Maiden'

- Which basically means he sucked all this time and finally was able to crack the 'chord' which he thought was worth sharing. I wanted to reply 'Son, you still suck big time, and I doubt you can play any other song besides that' but I didnt't because it was rude and I am a.......you guys get it don't you?

3. Teej photos with lots of sweaty make up with head shots where she awkwardly looks at the camera and away from it and posts 14 almost identical picture where she replies 'thank you all for liking'

- I wanted to reply 'are you effing kiddng me?'

4. 'Vote for my kid in the cute kid contest.'

- The devil in me almost said 'I'd vote, but please, the kid at least needs to be a little cute'

5. I'd block Anujbaba before he even adds me as a friend in facebook.

6. One bhauju in florida took a selfie in the bathroom of a nightclub in Boca Raton and put it in facebook, which was poorly taken because her muffin top and stretch marks were clearly visitble.She has over 1000+ frineds in facebook hence there were 50+ likes, that is 5% which she is unaware of. Oh, and there were also many comments that said 'sexy babe', 'hot babe' and 'cute pic'.

7. A cousin of mine has her facebook name as Cuteness Deepti, her friends' names are Kapil Marley, Insomniac Arvin, Sleepless Sunita. Seriously?

8. A cousin of mine raises a glass of cosmopolitan in her profile picture. Little does anyone know that she pukes after she imbibes half the glass and needs support to walk to the car.

9. My 14 year old nephew has Ozzy as his profile picture - he started listening to him a day before.

10. A friend of mine took a picture in Jersey shore. wearing only swim trunk, His hairy chest and beer belly belied whatever charm he thought he had. His nephew replies 'wow uncle so handsome' and he replies 'thanks bhatij'.